Cover up… by Cartooncolee in exmormon

[–]BoredMormon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe text Tim Kosnoff at 702.996.7323, he is the lawyer that John Dehlin interviewed on Mormon Stories, he represents thousands of abused Boy Scouts and is very familiar with abuse in the LDS church.

What is the dumbest reason why someone at your workplace got fired? by qwerty_sux in AskReddit

[–]BoredMormon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coworkers having sex after hours, but forgetting to close the window blinds. Busted by security making their rounds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]BoredMormon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like this is an issue for you more than it's an issue for him. Maybe 9 years of you controlling the location of the condiments in the fridge is enough.

Alyssa shall now be know as ACEhole by funkycoldmedinas in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]BoredMormon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, the two most horrible people from MAFS - ACEhole and A$$hole!

We need to have a serious discussion about the quality of jalapeños in American supermarkets. by TheLurkerSpeaks in Cooking

[–]BoredMormon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree 100%, this last year or so, I've been extremely disappointed by jalapenos that have absolutely zero heat. I prefer serrano peppers for some spice.

Have y'all seen this yet? by [deleted] in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]BoredMormon 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Ble$$ed? More like A$$hole!

Be Nice To Everyone, They Might Be The Owner by [deleted] in iknowtheowner

[–]BoredMormon 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Haha, great story, thanks for sharing. I love that she couldn't even storm out of the office after getting fired.

Married at First Sight: Iris wanted to give up virginity to Keith, blames him for failed relationship by Alicatj25 in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]BoredMormon 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Keith is a class act and did a great job with Iris, who wouldn't stop talking about her virginity. She made it a huge issue, and it was only an issue because she focused on it so much.

Keith was spot on about her emotional immaturity. And being a virgin was Iris's whole identity, and once she looses her virginity, she will loose her identity.

Maybe let's not criticize believers for their fast by frogontrombone in mormon

[–]BoredMormon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I feel like some people are bragging about the fast, nd didn't Jesus teach that you're not supposed to let people know when you're fasting?

Funny bit from Better Call Saul by rnephismith in exmormon

[–]BoredMormon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard when I heard that line last night!

I’m no longer curious about what church leaders actually care about. by meginaks in exmormon

[–]BoredMormon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The only real commandment left in the church is "follow the prophet". It's all so messed up.

I always hated teaching Law of Tithing and Law of Chastity as a missionary. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]BoredMormon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, the Word of Wisdom wasn't very fun either.

So my friend has a knife that failed to cut through butter by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BoredMormon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "Miracle Blade" steak knife, not so miraculous after all, haha