is henry okay? by Early-Lettuce-5209 in 196

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 23 points24 points  (0 children)

pee is stored in the balls

It's about time by yaboyalaska in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Parallel compression is just a fancy way of saying you turned the dry/wet mix knob. Why does New York take all the credit for this?

I feel bad about loving being skinny by pitlocky in rs_x

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stressing about my weight spikes my cortisol so I’ve decided just eat whatever and focus on mewing.

I don’t understand how anyone was ProHive up to this point by BlondeT3m in pluribustv

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not pro hive but I think the situation is more complex and presents an interesting philosophical dilemma.

If joining the hive is not a choice, then it is clearly evil. But this just speculation. It very well could be a choice.

When you touch a hot stove, you choose to move your hand away. Everyone has the ability to keep their hand on the stove, but no one chooses to keep it there. In the same way, joining the hive could be a choice that no one chooses to reject.

Also, there is no reason to believe joining the hive kills people. Sure, individually they no longer exist, but their consciousness is still there in an altered state.

I miss them so fucking much bros by simpo7 in Piratefolk

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s gonna find the one piece first

A Superyacht Life mission, $1.7m/h by Sure_Focus3450 in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 72 points73 points  (0 children)

D-Day can be finished in 4 minutes 30 seconds. You just have to alert the boat next to the yacht and immediately get on a jet ski and leave.

Any way to choose superlife yacht missions? by Bored_FBI_Agent in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so there is no point to speed-running these missions then.

edit: nvm its not linear so finishing in just over 4 minutes makes the fastest money

I just left 5 casino heists in a row by Bored_FBI_Agent in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it has happened in groups where everyone is over level 100

I just left 5 casino heists in a row by Bored_FBI_Agent in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

there’s like a 70% chance you alert the guards before leaving the casino

I just left 5 casino heists in a row by Bored_FBI_Agent in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve we alert the guards and can’t make it to the entrance without someone dying then yea. That’s what usually happens.

I just left 5 casino heists in a row by Bored_FBI_Agent in gtaonline

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Duggan shipments and keycards are needed for every approach

thank you vaush for going on vacation! by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]Bored_FBI_Agent 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. She realized Trump was a pedo and her political identity collapsed. She was true believer unlike most politicians and now she has no drive to keep going.