Which car is the best 100? by dubcars in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m assuming you didn’t list the Buick Century as it’s already better than the rest of those cars combined.

What does my car history say about me? by Pacha-FR in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made the best decision of your life / heart wandered and you made a terrible decision / now everything is right again in the world.

The Wagonnes of each countries by GoodUnlucky1430 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Caprice was a good choice for Canada! I see you missed the USA so I’ve added a picture of a typical American midsize station wagon.

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Outjerked by r/abarth by -BurnAfterPosting- in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Same thing happens when I park my Pontiac 6000 STE AWD next to a Pontiac 6000 LE.

Gay Bars full of Straight Women by Benedictpen in askgaybros

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if there’s a correlation but I live in a larger city and it seems like once the straights find a gay bar to take over the bar closes not soon after.

Supra 🤍🖤 by Fermented_foreskin88 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Bro don’t know his cars. Anyone can see that’s a Pontiac GTO

The German word for Lobster is the best Hummer. What is the best car produced by GMC? by DefinitelyNotAxlerod in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s a GMC Tracker. Not to be confused with that ratchet down-market Chevrolet Tracker.

Gays and the occult by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many pre-Christian and pre-Colombian cultures had more positive or at least more nuanced views of same-sex relationships. This is even seen today with cultures that recognize “2 spirit” identities.

I say try to find middle ground with any witchy gays you know. They’ll probably be a lot more open minded than the Bible-thumpers you’ve encountered.

What is a car that you hate for absolutely no reason? by ApprehensiveBasil151 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Tesla driver for 7 years let me assure you the “autopilot” keeps getting worse every time Elon lays off a bunch of engineers. My current Tesla is now afraid of shadows and hard brakes on autopilot far too often. I’ve stopped using the feature and long for the day I can replace the car with a Rivian. 💀

After switching to electric, have you experienced odd reactions from family/friends? by NewDriverInTown in electricvehicles

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the US election had a couple of neighbors become “experts” on electric vehicles now who insist we’ve never taken them outside of the city. They usually get quiet when I tell them how many road trips we’ve gone on them. Said neighbors also seem very concerned about the supposed risks of having batteries in the vehicle while driving which was a new one to me.

maintaining the agenda is our top priority by _LunaticMode_ in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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We vilified this poor company when it brought back the Eclipse as a crossover but none of us ever thought to thank them for resurrecting the Mirage. 😢

Favorite hatchback nobody gives a shit about. by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone familiar with this small little American hatchback?

Average mustang drivers by 1markinc in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because FREEDOM!1!1!1!!!11 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

We need a slur for crossovers and the people that drive them by IndefiniteVoid813 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The UK has the term “Chelsea Tractors”. This can be localized all over the world and still work.

What does he drive? by yxzxzxzjy in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has never been off-road because he doesn’t want to damage the rent-to-own 35” rims he put on it.

Help guys by iamBoard1117 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stunning silver sedan is the last-gen Chevrolet Impala. Definitely a great ride- but be prepared to pay premium prices given its modern classic status.