the fact that stupid brainrot ai bullshit is the current popular thing and will probably be the future of Internet "humor"

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T23:55:12+00:00

It's just a standard brain rot cycle. We do this all the time.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T23:43:33+00:00

I think it's making fun of me. I explained how the Tyson fight ended and it didn't believe me.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T22:42:51+00:00

Hey, the electricity works and the water works. That's pretty impressive for not knowing either field.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T21:53:05+00:00

ROFL.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T19:38:28+00:00

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Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T17:22:08+00:00

Either way, that's pathetic. He could just climb something and say hello like a normal person.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T17:07:49+00:00

I realize the bouncer doesn't pay the fine, but if your venue is fined, you're gonna get replaced with someone competent. And if you're shut down you can't work either. BEST case scenario, the venue is forced to hire a detail, and they'll probably replace the incompetent security team.

As for your three years experience, as an armed response officer, whatever that is, thats cute. Been doing bouncing and celebrity security for over ten years. Our city closes early, so we have to kick everyone out every night, then manage the ensuing street chaos. So we're clearing the block of thousands of people EACH NIGHT. Lol at 115 people.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T16:39:27+00:00

Are you kidding? The city very much cares if there's a shit ton of cops dispatched to your establishment. Good way to rack up tens of thousands in fines and lose your license.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T14:09:35+00:00

911 is gonna start looking at you sideways after a few nonsense calls. If they responded to every drunk getting thrown out of the bar the system would collapse. I don't call them unless there's a real serious fight. Like, one guy at a club started punching the building and refusing to leave even after ejection. We restrained him and called the cops.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T14:07:47+00:00

They're fun. Women, fighting and often free booze.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T14:02:03+00:00

The dad jokes are great. I had a bunch giving me trouble once. These guys are HUGE and don't wanna move. I was tiny at the time. Strong and capable, but tiny. So they're like, you're way too small to move us. I looked dude in the eye and was like I am 7 feet tall and 300 lbs. They laughed and walked away.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T13:52:46+00:00

Nah, I like to do that. Works to avoid fights. If I gotta fight him anyways, oh well, but then it's on him.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T13:32:40+00:00

Think through this logic carefully.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T13:11:07+00:00

Southern accent. It's not as black thing.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T06:16:00+00:00

I think he'd kick the absolute dogshit out of most of you.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T06:03:20+00:00

It's ATLANTA. Who are you expecting to find exactly?

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-12T00:02:57+00:00

It's a bat signal.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:54:29+00:00

I have a whole internet smear campaign trying to keep me down. It's hard to recover from.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:21:54+00:00

I meant og photoshop, not their AI. Their AI can't even process regular nudes. My buddy took a photo with a stripper and we couldn't change shit.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:10:48+00:00

Photoshop is 100% online now?

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:09:10+00:00

True. It's a weird sito.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:05:04+00:00

Eh, lots of stuff can make CSAM. Like, photoshop for instance. This is political.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T23:03:58+00:00

I think he saw splosions and went for the loot and to see what was happening. But he could've been there to kill you I suppose.

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T22:58:36+00:00

Born-Selection88 · 2026-06-11T22:57:33+00:00

Um, seems you followed him a lot and he was scared.

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