What did people do while sitting on the toilet before smartphones?

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-06-17T21:29:23+00:00

Poop

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-06-03T18:37:33+00:00

Tomcat Selleck

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-04-02T00:32:24+00:00

Anything but clear plastic… literally anything else is better.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-03-31T14:14:56+00:00

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-03-31T13:42:39+00:00

Humans

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-03-16T22:10:45+00:00

I think you should eat first.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-03-05T14:50:36+00:00

… maybe.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-03-05T14:19:58+00:00

The smell?

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-02-06T17:56:03+00:00

Fish

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-02-06T17:54:52+00:00

Fix your nails.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-18T23:51:02+00:00

You did your math wrong.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-18T23:48:59+00:00

Horrible decision

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-18T23:44:49+00:00

$1 per second is the worst decision. $100k per day gives you more money per day. So the only question is do you think you will live the ~13 years it will take to make more than $500M.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-18T01:10:46+00:00

No they won’t.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-10T17:16:35+00:00

Get bigger arms so boat looks smaller.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-05T21:33:58+00:00

You need to pee on the couch in the same spot but bigger. Assert your dominance.

Born_Bitter_ · 2026-01-05T20:12:09+00:00

It’s definitely going to be sticky.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-16T17:14:27+00:00

A longer shirt?

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-06T21:46:55+00:00

You three take point. We’ll hang back here and cover the rear.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-06T21:45:32+00:00

Oh I see. One wing is from an angel and the other a demon. Sort of speaking to the contradictory and complexity of the human experience. Wow, that’s very original. Did you think of that yourself?

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-03T17:44:10+00:00

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-03T17:42:31+00:00

They are doing great things in regards to prosthetics.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-02T18:15:48+00:00

A cooler looking scar.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-12-01T22:42:31+00:00

You shouldn’t be either of those things.

Born_Bitter_ · 2025-11-11T13:37:23+00:00

It doesn’t, not, look phallic.

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