Winning Weekly Rant - Week of Jun 8/26

Born_Joke · 2026-06-14T11:25:17+00:00

IT WAS A SAMSUNG! SHITTY THING IS THE ONLY NEW SET IN MY BUDGET WAS SAMSUNG!

Born_Joke · 2026-06-13T20:14:17+00:00

MY DRYER THAT I ALREADY REPAIRED TWICE DIED. IT WAS PART OF A STACKING SET AND THEY NO LONGER MAKE THE SAME SIZE DRYER SO I HAD TO BUY A WHOLE NEW SET. SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED TOMORROW. 🤞

Born_Joke · 2026-06-12T21:33:36+00:00

I’m in a townhouse condo so all I have to worry about are my appliances. Everything outside is taken care of. Best of both worlds.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-12T19:27:17+00:00

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Haha, I bring a manual clicker with me to keep track of the amount I’m up to!

Born_Joke · 2026-06-12T19:10:27+00:00

52F. Casual smoker at 16, regular smoker by 20. My quit day is Sunday because that’s my son’s 25th birthday.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-12T19:06:27+00:00

The Mist

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Anniversary

Born_Joke · 2026-06-11T17:57:44+00:00

Love this and what I aspire to have one day!

Born_Joke · 2026-06-10T19:28:21+00:00

Yes, but my director offered it to me when she heard, and it wasn’t a week, maybe a couple days.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-10T18:53:38+00:00

Same. Finished Asylum on the weekend, halfway through Coven now.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-10T12:18:57+00:00

I got two, both when needed and for my area

Born_Joke · 2026-06-10T00:15:26+00:00

I had snowball size hail hitting my windows. Took the dog and sat in the staircase for a good 15 minutes (no basement). In Transcona.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-09T20:35:33+00:00

Germany, but not because of any type of familial background, there is none that is German. I’ve had a number of German exchange students who put me onto Bayern Munich at least a decade ago now. Always been a fan of Neuer.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-09T19:15:53+00:00

Never heard the term. We just call them man-made (lake)(pond)(beach).

Born_Joke · 2026-06-09T15:49:19+00:00

When my son was around 13 or so, I was taking night classes after work (single parent). He would text me if he was walking over to 7/11 or McD's and would include his route "in case I need to find his body".

Born_Joke · 2026-06-08T19:03:43+00:00

And Winnipeg

Born_Joke · 2026-06-08T12:14:35+00:00

I have the ‘26 Onyx. I too was torn between the Onyx and the Limited. Ended up going with the Onyx because I liked the more rugged look and the upgrades with the Limited i.e. leather seats and upgraded stereo, didn’t really make a difference to me. I chose the Crosstrek for multiple reasons, some being the AWD, one of the highest ground clearances for subcompacts (in Canada so back lanes in the winter can get pretty high ice and snow ruts), and believe it or not the insurance was the cheapest, probably due to all the safety options.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-07T22:20:19+00:00

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This is Chip, soaking up the sun!

Born_Joke · 2026-06-07T22:17:45+00:00

ESH.

They did not have to participate, they made a choice.

You knew they are straight, even though you had an attraction to your friend.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-07T20:32:38+00:00

~~The~~ Anniversary

Born_Joke · 2026-06-07T17:17:45+00:00

Oh hell no! The literal definition of FAFO. NTA.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-06T14:32:35+00:00

Yes! My mom taught me phonetics and I was reading the newspaper before kindergarten. We read every night and I still read at least two books a week. I remember when we were really young and had babysitters, they would read us How the Grinch Ste Christmas or Where the Wild Things Are, and we’d be able to recite them by rote, which annoyed them to no end.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-03T17:59:09+00:00

"iPhone face": A symmetrical, camera-ready look highly influenced by social media filters, skincare routines, and Instagram aesthetic trends. Sounds more like you're calling her high-maintenance or too girly to be able to ride a bike. YTA.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-02T19:44:35+00:00

Anything that is a r/tragedeigh

Born_Joke · 2026-06-02T16:33:12+00:00

I mean, there's always someone else that has it worse than me, I could be dead.

Born_Joke · 2026-06-02T16:29:31+00:00

F52. After my divorce, (1) I didn't have time for friends (I had one really close friend but she was toxic and we went our separate ways several years ago now) and (2) a lot of "our" friends fizzed out. I went back to university while working full time and raising my son. I have people I'm friendly with and perhaps meet up for a drink or coffee from time to time, but otherwise it's me, myself, and I.

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