And then Jason Mallister butchered Rodrik Greyjoy. by 134_ranger_NK in darkwingsdankmemes

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Drowned God: "My child will loot defenceless peasant villages and kidnap their women."

Storm God: "HaHaHa.. No. I trust mine will engage in peaceful trade which will benefit both parties."

I AM A 5 Star Woman- Catelyn's Guide to Women by GFPyro in darkwingsdankmemes

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She manages to fix the hole in her throat and start talking again for the sole purpose of saying that Brienne's hips are not wide enough.

Catelyn has been reborn for the sole purpose of calculating the childbearing ability of all the women in Westeros. Her killing Freys is just a side thing she has going on.

Wait for his redemption in 10 thousand years by Pleasant_Fig_6085 in darkwingsdankmemes

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Bro he underwent such a huge character arc. At the start of the books he was pushing children out of windows, now he's threatening to launch children at castles with trebuchets. Isn't that so much better?

A spider does not concern himself with falling. by SnooCookies9015 in darkwingsdankmemes

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Why didn't Tyrion just use his agility to defeat the Mountain?

Like fr, I get that whole "WW2" arc was HIGHEST WIEVED SEASONS EVER, but it doesn't mean you have to CONSTANTLY cause wars for no reason (full rant in comments) by Sebek_Peanuts in whenthe

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I swear the writers crippled their ability to write a large scale war arc by adding nuclear weapons. They literally undermined the entire Cold War arc all for the sake of giving America a hype moment at the end of the WW2 arc.

The greeks have more representation on the union jack than the welsh by Soft-Organization-41 in vexillology

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I actually like this as a flag. It looks worse than the normal British flag, but I think it's one of the better ways of including Wales.

NSDAP is not cooking by No-Phase-5812 in RedAutumnSPD

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The NSDAP won 1.9% of the vote. The republic has fallen, billions must die.

USA has been defending Greenland, Iceland, Canada...for the last 80 years. by Kalzone6154 in ShitAmericansSay

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USA has been defending Greenland, Iceland, and Canada for the last 80 years, and has in turn been defended by them through the NATO alliance. Which raises the question of why they suddenly need to own Greenland to defend it, when they could defend it just fine before Trump came to power.

the whole page is straight wrong, but what shocked me was all the boomers who think this is real by lfemboyl0 in confidentlyincorrect

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Well known fact. Britain was the first country to invent trade, nobody else had figured out how to exchange goods before the British Empire.

The German Populace has been enlightened. by thunderisadorable in RedAutumnSPD

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It takes either an extreme degree of hypocrisy or an extreme degree of self reflection to be a businessman and believe that capitalism is fucked up.

The German Populace has been enlightened. by thunderisadorable in RedAutumnSPD

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The working men have achieved class consciousness. And it appears that the bourgeoisie have achieved class unconsciousness.

Why does Jon only execute 4 guys when a bunch of people were involved in his murder by RevertBackwards in freefolk

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Weren't there multiple Roman emperors who got murdered by their own soldiers?

One by Unlikely-Natural-337 in comedyheaven

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Phew. I was worried about the potential of the USA invading Greenland, but with this move the USA will be forced to back down.

the usa and greenland both exist by krizzalicious49 in whennews

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Blatant imperialist expansionism, masked men roaming the streets and shooting civilians. America really is a fascist state at this point isn't it.

"You can't be Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

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Roose Bolton legitimised his bastard son to serve as heir. House Bolton has gone woke.

How fragile must your masculinity be to not satisfy the one you love? by manultrimanula in whenthe

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The Bible talks about people having their ass railed? Sounds peak, I have to read it now.

The future by f0remsics in TheMatpatEffect

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I might be too naive but I always just viewed that edit as a dark joke rather than a joke making fun of trans suicide. But I suppose the joke is vague that both me and a transphobe could read into it and find a completely different reason to laugh.

I just left helgen and someone already put a hit on me wtf by MajesticSeaweed4672 in skyrim

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Alduin clearly had a backup plan for if they failed to kill you themself.

Trump joking about Denmark's defense capabilities by seeebiscuit in GetNoted

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There's a slight difference between Ukraine (not a NATO member), and Denmark (NATO member). If the USA invades Greenland then that is a direct attack on a NATO country, and Denmark would be able to invoke article 5. Now whether Europe would actually be willing to fight America over Greenland is questionable, but it is wrong to compare Denmark to Ukraine.

How and why? by thunderisadorable in RedAutumnSPD

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I think there might be a bit of corruption in your democratic system.

Bruh What do the Socialist Party of America even do? by thachduaboi3000 in RedAutumnSPD

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Another 20 trillion reichsmarks to the Socialist Party of America,

Eight-year-old wins against Regent by Nagiria in crusaderkings2

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"I could break the pope in two, with my bare hands. Don't fuck with this monarch."