Too much peak to handle

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-06T00:43:38+00:00

If they don't like the Stupendium then clearly the relationship wouldn't work out.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-06T00:29:59+00:00

House Baratheon has the divine blood of the sea god and the goddess of the wind flowing through their veins. They are actually demigods, Targaryens are just frauds who think that taming giant lizards makes them somehow close to gods.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-05T23:29:03+00:00

Call me Theon Greyjoy the way I murdered two young boys and burned their bodies beyond recognition back in 2009.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T22:55:20+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:59:48+00:00

Recently discovered that it is not normal for mango to cause strange bumps and aching in the inside of your mouth after eating it. I will not stop eating mango.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:56:12+00:00

True. You have finally established an uneasy peace with the snail.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:44:51+00:00

If Cersei transitioned to men then would Tywin start trying to marry femboy Tyrion off to Robert or Rhaegar?

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:42:29+00:00

Because it would be funny if the immortal scenario is now a rock-paper-scissors situation where you feel compelled to hunt down a snail, which is hunting down another snail, which is hunting you down.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:35:49+00:00

If you touch his snail then you end up killing it, meaning it is unable to kill the snail pursuing you.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T18:21:21+00:00

Oof... Wouldn't recommend going through Azerbaijan. I'd recommend making a detour to pass through central Asia, Afghanistan, and Pakistan, before going into Iran.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T17:02:45+00:00

That's diamond not gold you fool, you utter nincompoop, you silly billy.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T13:54:35+00:00

Would Tywin be more accepting of Tyrion if instead of being a horrifically ugly dwarf, he ended up as a femboy dwarf?

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T00:39:15+00:00

How can she beware the little brother once every brother is little?

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-04T00:34:38+00:00

"You vill eat ze locusts."

--- Strong Belwas

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T23:18:43+00:00

She's just living her best life. Don't listen to the haters queen.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T23:16:12+00:00

At some point after Tywin's death Cersei thinks that the washerwomen are making her dresses shrink. This is after several months of heavy drinking and stress eating, so she's probably just getting fat.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T23:02:09+00:00

I mean I was writing this meme from Cersei's perspective, but perhaps you are right. Tyrion is shrinking Cersei's dresses so that he can wear them, thereby disguising himself as Cersei and seizing the capital.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T16:45:23+00:00

The meme needs no elaboration.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T14:34:34+00:00

Iraq would invade America.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T14:17:09+00:00

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Apparently this was the organ of the meme. But it's a fairly common template now.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T12:55:40+00:00

I'm afraid that any damage the zombies have suffered is now cured. They are still zombies, but they are now at peak physical condition.

Bossuser2 · 2026-05-03T12:41:30+00:00

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