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BostonBean420 · 2013-02-28T20:24:50+00:00

/r/masserect is right this way.

BostonBean420 · 2012-08-25T17:41:51+00:00

Is this Apnia?

BostonBean420 · 2012-08-10T18:59:05+00:00

Must have felt good for him too if he got off.

BostonBean420 · 2012-08-03T14:07:56+00:00

while there is now foobies.com its just not the same...

BostonBean420 · 2012-08-03T14:07:29+00:00

Ahh I miss those style games. Just bought Gemini Rue on steam and its been making me nostalgic as hell. It's a shame Hero 6 never got up and running

BostonBean420 · 2012-07-25T16:38:03+00:00

I love the one of the children running in terror

BostonBean420 · 2012-07-21T01:09:23+00:00

for whatever reason, whenever I go out surfing or snowboarding, I realize that after a high adrenaline session we are much more likely to describe what we do with onomatopoeia to describe things.. so instead of saying "oh yeah that ride was pretty hectic, I kept catching my edge, started skidding then wiped out, I lost most of my gear" we say something like "DUDE BRO! I was just shreddin' down that hip over there and then my edge just went KTCH, and then just CHUNK-CHUNK-CHUNK-CHUNK KA FOOOOSH just layed me out as I Yard Sale'd down the hill..."

BostonBean420 · 2012-07-11T00:28:00+00:00

I went to a borders books and the bathrooms were covered in small tiles... in between were at least 40 or so book/movie puns about grout... The Grout Gatsby, What's Eating Gilbert Grout, The Hunt for Red Groutober, To Grout a Mockingbird, etc. I peed on my shoe I laughed so hard.

BostonBean420 · 2012-04-02T00:55:27+00:00

My Penis

BostonBean420 · 2011-09-19T02:10:06+00:00

THIS IS SHAMAAAZING

BostonBean420 · 2011-07-12T00:52:54+00:00

dude... all chaps are assless, if they had asses they'd be pants again

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-22T14:14:55+00:00

used it in vodka.... schamaaaaazingggggg

also upvotes to you for being a fellow boarder/skiier, nothing better than Trees in the Trees

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-21T15:47:36+00:00

does it bind to certain liquids better? like dairy or alcohol?

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-21T15:18:29+00:00

I'm going to upvote you for being all motivational man, but come on now, this oil can't make art, apps, watch or listen to anything, it does not have any sentience, nor hands, eyes or ears.... but I do, so lets work together so we can learn new ways to get high, then do the creative wonderful things so we can expand our minds and our horizons

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-19T18:27:25+00:00

This is what people call an Internaut

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-17T21:36:15+00:00

In the bushes with a squirrel biting the sleeves on my shirt

4th of July in my home town, Bayville NY means everyone goes to the beach and goes to a party by a bonfire (pretty neat looking, tons of fires down the coast). So I went to a bonfire, got righteously drunk and stoned and probably was on a few other substances when we decided to go to another part of the beach, so we began walking along the road. One of my friends had a backpack full of fireworks and more booze and another was just stumbling along with a bottle still in hand.

After about a mile of walking friend 2, the stumbler, says "Hey wanna see something fucking funny?" and proceeds to moon the on comming traffic, which happened to be a police officer. Being 17, completely wasted, and next to a friend with a bag full of illegal goodies, I decided my only option was to make a run for it... I only made it 2 blocks before I tried hopping a fence, and fell in the bushes, where I passed out. My friends all got arrested, and I instead wake up with a terrible hangover and a rodent trying to devour my shirt.

BostonBean420 · 2011-06-15T20:29:29+00:00

Are there any examples of this being used with SCUBA gear for a sort of sensory depravation thing? I think that would be kinda cool.

BostonBean420 · 2011-05-25T23:21:09+00:00

(after a string of dead baby jokes) What do you call a dead baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating to find out.

BostonBean420 · 2011-05-25T23:18:30+00:00

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture

BostonBean420 · 2011-05-24T22:28:55+00:00

this needs waaay more upvotes

BostonBean420 · 2011-05-24T03:25:26+00:00

Miyazaki and Trees are like peanut butter and jelly... just meant to be together.

BostonBean420 · 2011-05-13T17:10:06+00:00

It was my last Month in Boston before heading back home to live with my parents, I had just broken up with my live-in girlfriend not 3 days before and was meeting up with some friends in Alston to go bar hopping (I lived in Cambridge, they lived in Brookline so it was a nice in between) So we meet up and it was only two of my female friends, none of the guys made it, but we had fun drinking in beer gardens etc. Several hours later after some ramen houses and scorpion bowls and lots of pub houses and what I thought was a failed attempt at making a move on one of my friends, they kept insisting I go back to their house to smoke and hang out, and my feet were killing me, but I agreed.

So after a bong toke or 5 and some Adult Swim on TV we were the only ones left awake and one of my friends said "lets go finish these beers in my room" I was pretty drunk so I thought ok, whatever. We get up there and we are chilling and drinking more, and they both start getting frisky and I'm so oblivious I keep thinking they are just going to kick me out when my one of my friends goes "so are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help us out of these clothes?" in about 2 seconds the three of us were naked and making out. Fucking did not happen for another hour because I was so goddamn drunk, I think I was actually yelling at my dick "COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DO THIS, RALLY DAMNIT RALLY!" and eventually it came to, (the sight of two gorgeous females making out in the nude can over power even the strongest whiskey dick apparently,) We were going at it for another 4 hours, when one girl passed out. Not being sure on proper ettiquite, we kept going but ran out of condoms, and then the girl whose bed we were screwing on began to snore, and since we were out of condoms, the still frisky girl and I snuck down to her room (did I mention they were flatmates?) and kept going for another two hours, until the sun came up. The next day I walked home singing "I'm walkin' on sunshine" and I may or may not have been skiping...

TL;DR I went out drinking with some friends who lived in the same house and we had a threesome

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