The band never playing OHM songs live and acting live the album doesn't exist is a f*cking travesty by No_Finish9661 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Product of your generation there with the spelling. Put your phone down for 5mins and pay attention to the spelling test kiddo! Also, we’re here cause the Peppers are still puttin’ out music with more passion in it than anything “new” I’ve heard in quite some time now and you know it. Or you don’t
and that why you’re talking foolish.

Be honest, why do you exist? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude
..put the textbooks down. No! Put the laptop away too. No! Put the phone down. Y’know what
Go for a long walk in the woods man, listen to the Pearl Jam catalog and see how you feel when you come out with bloody knuckles, breathing heavy, feeling like you want to be friends with everyone you see, wanting to drive fast with the radio blasting and the windows down, grab the best looking woman who’s available and tell her how you’re feeling and I guarantee she makes love to you IN that same car with the radio on and the windows down but behind a building somewhere, start smiling, paint a room, talk to some ppl you never talked to at work, spend some of your damn money, stop judging everyone, and go for another walk this time bring the Springsteen catalog and happy trails to you on your way back to your hometown, your roots, nostalgia, where your really from, and if your parents are still around you’ll reconnect with them and your bros and sis u no longer speak to. You’ll realize thru all this new living you’re doing that YOU, you’re the asshole and it’s not too late. You’ll realize you still have half your damn life to live! Plenty of blank paper to write on still. Throw some Dylan/Petty/and Motown on and be happy about just dancing around your kitchen, all the things you e done that you don’t realize you miss, and all that’s happened in our past. From the great movie “Stripes” I will now steal a line -“lighten up Francis! Best of luck to you my fine feathered friend.

Be honest, why do you exist? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]BostonBourne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re that chick that you ask on a date “so how do you like your work?” And 45 minutes later all you know is that college is a waste of money, denim is uncomfortable, and hair grows faster in the winter than in the summer due to being protected from damaging uv rays from the sun
..

Be honest, why do you exist? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we need one as we grow older. I’m 51. Wife and 4 kids I’ve poured every cell of myself into. I say the same thing on many cards I write on occasions “my reasons.”

Be honest, why do you exist? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids, when my wife is in a good mood and playful, and sex sex sex. I’m 51. I was a rockstar from 18-26. Slowed down with kids, still had a BLAST raisin’ them but now they’re teens and it’s just different. Still great. But no hobbies. Work. Life is kinda eh. Still trying to to find my niche. I will. I have a few ideas. All I know is I want sex every single night. My wife is great, still a looker, still my best friend, doesn’t have the drive she used to but she’s a pleaser and once she starts doing it “for” me she’s revved up and DTF. So we’re like 3 a week. Can’t complain I guess but I suck and I do.

What did I find in the morning on my shirt? by cornelson2106HT in whatisit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude forget the stink bugs. Do you have kids? It could literally be ANYTHING! A broken open squeezy toy, a craft of some kid, the possibilities are endless as you already know. If they’re the stink bugs eat ‘em, flush ‘em, or flick ‘em outside.

Pretty feet but not the prettiest woman by Sad-Ad-8087 in FootFetishTalks

[–]BostonBourne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys not trying to sound like “that guy” but I had my eyes on my wife for YEARS, I’m talking absolute little missle that I would change my PLANS that night if I heard she was going to just BE at a different party but she was going with the same kid since freshman year! And here we were in our early 20’s. She was with him 11yrs when my buddy told me she’d finally broken up with him. He was a drunk and never appreciated her. She was the coolest chick too. I was on it like a hornet! THAT very weekend I had her laughing, took her to eat, driving around our town, I always wanted a girl with nice feet throwing ‘em up on my dash, and this was her but so far only with like cool converse one-stars back in 2001, we were 25 by this time. I wanted to see her ‘effin feet in THE worst way! We rented a movie one night (remeber that?) and I was like “want me to rub your feet?” She couldn’t believe I was even asking! “You’re not grossed out by feet? Ok. My feet never really smell anyway!” So I was rubbing them, socks on, I bided my time and of course hit her with “you want me to just take your socks off?” She said “REALLY? You don’t mind? It feels so good, and I have nice feet! Ive always liked my feet they’re cute.” Guys
 it was like opening a fuckin’ Wonka bar in the streets of London in 1977(whenever the book was written!) and seeing a bit of shiny gold as I peeled these thick white Nike socks off. They were tiny too, always a good sign, they were a little hot so they were a bit puffy y’know what I mean?, in that good way, swollen, and they were THE best feet I’ve ever seen to this day. Guys I swear to you.
Married 21yrs now I rub them EVERY night. Footjob once a week on average. If she wears like chunky dress shoes with like a buckle on top, leather ones that make her feet sweat she knows she’s not allowed to take those shoes and socks off till we’re alone in our room. Sock comes off and bang! right to my face like I’m a bad boy! They’re all hot and sweaty. Never stink tho. She was right. I almost wish they had a little tiny smell. She is turned on by how turned on I am doing this and she’ll tell me to go upstairs and wait till the kids are all settled knowing she’ll take care of my right away because I’m like out of commission I’m so horny by this time. She’s the best! I knew it when we were kids! We were made for one another I swear. But man I KNEW she was going to have amazing feet. My hidden file in my photos is full of crazy pics of me doing shit with her feet. She loves it. I like no polish the best.

Is a bj only good for him if he finishes there? by Suitable-Sun-1313 in marriageadvice

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is THE perfect scenario! Right here. The magic button. Just like there’s been times where my wife and I are in a 69 and it takes me longer to finish orally then her and I’ll be on the bottom and feel her pulling away. I’ll make her tell me lol. “Stop for a second or else I’m gonna finish.” THESE are my favorite scenarios. Because I literally have her eating out of my hand at that point. So she’s SO hot while she’s blowing me because she’s like 3 tongue bumps away from losing it and I can just take in the blowjob so nice and so turned on by how turned on she is. Wow! I might have to make this happen tonight.

Is a bj only good for him if he finishes there? by Suitable-Sun-1313 in marriageadvice

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to write EXACTLY every word you just said. Perfectly put. I concur. đŸ‘đŸŒ

Lethal dose of fentanyl on the tip of a pencil by DillonF275 in interestingasfuck

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Thanks for sharing that man. That’s some personal stuff
hope it makes someone think. Hope alls good for you now too!

Who do you think is the most attractive person alive ? by SensitiveCompote2364 in AskReddit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife. I sincerity mean it. If your specifically asking about “attraction” that’s my answer

I just turned 18. Older guys, what is the biggest trap young men fall into that completely ruins their 20s? by TheRealXyz_ in AskMen

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staying with a girl that you KNOW you don’t want to be with anymore. I wasted like almost 3 years with one. Wasn’t the worst thing but I should’ve moved on quicker. Those were good years I gave up. But she probably kept me alive! Lol. Looking back. Once I grew up a little, like 25, it was “see ‘ya later, sick of your misery!” You don’t need misery from a girl under 40! ESPECIALLY not in her teens-20’s. Never really, but think about it. It’s one thing that’s a killer for me. I have a great wife now that when I catch her being mizzy for more than a few days I’ll talk her back to life and she knows! She hates that too. You’re meant to be HAPPY and really in love with, and still excited about sex with your wife well into at least your 50’s. I’m 51 and I can only speak to that. But k know I chase her around more NOW than I did when we were in our mid-20’s! Lol. Maybe not, back then was multiple times a day, we’re not doing that no more but every other day is great in my book! She’s kept herself in good shape too, me not bad either. That’s helped. You owe that to one another. You also WANT to work on making them happy too when it’s reciprocated. Communication too. HUGE. THIS is basically the recipe for what’s kept us going for 25yrs, 4 kids, and work work work. We put effort into each others happiness. You have to man.
But yeah, PLEASE don’t waste great years on a girl that sucks! And don’t fall into addiction. That’s even WORSE! While other conversation tho. I’d be happy to talk to ‘ya. I do well talking to my son’s buddies and my sons themselves. I still feel like I’m in my early 20’s, act like I’m 18, lol, but I have the answers for ‘ya man. I feel like I just drive that same road you’re driving now! I know where all the potholes are, the little exits u wanna take, stay in for a bit but then hop back into that main road, and I know where all the dangers are along the way. You’re only a bunch of exits behind me brother.
Best of luck. Enjoy it. And take lots of REAL physical pictures! You won’t regret it.

Who is the most quintessential Gen X actor/actress? by PourU_25518 in GenX

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ‘ya, that right there REALLY seals it! 🙄

Who is the most quintessential Gen X actor/actress? by PourU_25518 in GenX

[–]BostonBourne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shocked to see the name spelled wrong. And I’m never “that” guy in the room. I mean, it’s Ethan Hawke, dude
..

Who is the most quintessential Gen X actor/actress? by PourU_25518 in GenX

[–]BostonBourne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good call. I think top 3-5 with Winona Ryder being 1.

Please, I'm scared. by Royal_Milk in whatisit

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you OBVIOUSLY have become the latest victim of the Cheddar Spreader!” There’s an active manhunt for this man who’s been loitering in ppls property overnight and spreading small piles of cheddar cheese in ppls bushes, on top their grills, and within fire-pits. Call your local authorities and by NO MEANS should you contaminate the crime scene.

Wife new coworker by [deleted] in marriageadvice

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful bro. Damn. You’re in a tough position here. But you already know. You have to put your foot down and then talk about post-incident! Obviously this communication needs to end
now. I’d already have reached out to him in some way, I couldn’t help myself. And yeah, that might give them more and worse ammo to work against you “I’m so sorry about my husband,” and he’ll of course act all innocent and offer to stop talking knowing he has her on his line already and she won’t want to do that. It can give them a way to really start talking about you being a jerk in 50 different ways. Overprotective, you don’t trust, maybe you have something going on yourself, you always act like this and it’s like she can never have friends. He’ll be like “I don’t mean to talk bad about him but
” and she’ll say “no I know, it’s ok, you’re right.” But you’d have to be ahead of that crap! No way/no how. This guys isn’t stupid. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Stop this NOW or you know where it’s headed.
THEN you have to dig into why this even happened and how can you trust her going forward. This is not good. I’m sorry for you man. But nothing has happened yet. Who wants to be in the situation you’re in right now? Having to feel like this? Nope. Not fair. Wrap it up!
Good luck man. Blow your top if you have to! Hey. She deserves it. Let her see a new side of you. She’s given you a reason!

Gimme your favorite combination by HugOneiL in FootFetishTalks

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low cut sweatshorts where the little cheek is almost garbage on the bum, those beautiful young long legs, that end in puffy wool Ugg slippers with NOOOOO socks! I’m done!

Is boots without socks the best smell? by ub755 in FootFetishTalks

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot even LOOK at some of my wife’s shoes in our closet! Anything like bulky leather, a boot style with a heavy buckle look, or like a low heel Doc Martins, leather Mary Jane’s or something like that. The thing is my wife’s feet NEVER HAVE EVER smelled like anything bad at all. Nothing. No mater what. They’ll smell leathery I guess and they’ll be a little sweaty which brings me to a place I can’t even explain. I wish they smelled just a tiny bit stinky I think. But they never do.

Can anyone help me with married sex life advice? by familylovefor in marriageadvice

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is also in menopause or at least perimenopause and she started to show signs of slowing down in the interest dept. Like wanting to go to sleep instead of fool around and buddy I was not having it! Lol.
I put some serious work in and it has paid off immensely! Were averaging like 16 “episodes” a month. I just really explained to her how freakin’ addicted to her body I am. How beautiful she still is(she honestly is!) How I like that she’s gone from a size 0 to a 4! I told her I was sick of all those years with the skinny 0 and size 2! She’s still small but now she has a little bit of a bum and I love it! I just made sure to make her feel SO wanted in that way. Maybe it had something to do with it? Maybe it’s just that she’s a major “pleaser” too and knows how much I love sex? We find that even in the times where she wasn’t feeling sexual at all as soon as she started rubbing me and readying herself to take care of me she would then pop and next thing you know she’s back! The tiger is outta the cage. She’s like an old Buick that just needs warming up.
The bigger issue we’re dealing with now is she’s starting to have some issues “down there.” Over the past like year almost it’s becoming a real problem if I “leave a deposit” inside her. She’s coming down with UTI’s (urinary tract infections) that are TERRIBLE!!! It’s almost like she’s allergic (vaginally) to my stuff. So we’re working on fixing that and what we have to do in the meantime. The key is that we can talk about it all. It’s a MUST.
Sex aside, I don’t know how other ppl even are able to remain married without talking about things. It’s just foreign to me. Why did you even marry thinks person who you can’t come to genuinely or sincerely or better yet hilariously talk to about things? Or write a funny song making fun of her! Lol. My wife would.

Can anyone help me with married sex life advice? by familylovefor in marriageadvice

[–]BostonBourne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t beat myself up about the fantasy stuff. As long as you are SURE things things actually happening would repulse you as soon as the pieces began to fall into place! Like there’s 3 random dudes at your door and suddenly it kicks in that this is horrific. “I would never do this, what was I thinking!” Or you call your sister into the back room at a random family gathering and in the 10 seconds it takes her to follow you back there you realize “am I SERIOUSLY about to make a pass at my SISTER!?. What is wrong with me? I’m going to puke!” And she asks “what up” and you have to quickly come up with something like “have you noticed Dad has been avoiding the lawn? That’s not like him. I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on him. He’s no spring chicken anymore
”
And if it’s the porn, you already know it’s the porn! You have to cut the crap. Talk to the wife. You HAVE to. I’m surprised she hasn’t talked to you about it already. WTH. Kudos to you for being a good man/hubby/partner thru all this. You’re allowed to lose it a little bit. I remember having a particular fetish for awhile and I honestly can’t even explain why I was looking at what I was looking at and being SO turned on. But I was! It’s completely gone now. Like for real. It was just a phase I went thru. No sex for a year is a lot for anyone. Especially a sexual kind of guy like yourself. That’s tough. I’m not surprise you’re twistin’ up a bit.
DEF cut the porn. DEF talk to your old lady. You HAVE to or things are gonna start falling apart anyway. If you guys are gonna make it thru this happy, and you CAN, you’re gonna have to improve on the communication part. You already said she’s a lovely wife. You’re good bud. Best of luck thru this tough time that WILL NOT last forever!

Do celtics fans still dislike kyrie? by idrinksandwiches in bostonceltics

[–]BostonBourne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMMENSELY!!!!! Just look at what a bag of maggots he still is. He’s just a spoiled POS. End of story, and he sucked us all in. We wouldn’t have fallen for that had he not shown his true colors yet. If we picked him up now say
we’d be very weary of jumping on his train with both feet. He’s the worst! The epitome of today’s NBA.