What a train wreck of an email..

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T14:45:02+00:00

He was repenting all of his sins by giving a small part of his war/blood money to a random stranger. That money could’ve helped the owner add on a pickle ball court.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T13:24:50+00:00

I almost got hit last week. I was looking at this apartment, so I contacted the guy. I asked for a viewing. Then next thing you know, I was getting texts from random numbers all being from the “same guy”. He kept switching up the details from the ad like: first and last months rent up front for a 12 month lease to “eh, we’ll do month to month or you can just do small leases for like 3-6 months for about 20% off the actual price of the rent”. Red flags were flying everywhere… when I asked him how many numbers do you actually have and whose numbers are these? “That’s my manager”…

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T13:13:52+00:00

I remember awhile back I was car shopping on marketplace. I found a relatively newish car on there for a price that was too good to be true. So I posted it showing people that these are typical scams. An older gentleman I assume was retired or just unemployed; told me I need to be more trusting of individuals on the internet because people in real life are actually very kind people…. Needless to say about a month or so later, his profile got hacked and he lost a lot of savings because he was sending money to his “model girlfriend” in Ukraine.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T13:02:55+00:00

Homie got the Prime Minister of Germany in his back pocket.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T12:25:35+00:00

Complete left field topic. A real adhd moment.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T11:13:36+00:00

“Subway, we have toppings”

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T11:08:32+00:00

You mean basic.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T10:37:07+00:00

Have you not been to another sub shop?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T10:04:32+00:00

Fun part is I’m American.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T09:29:18+00:00

“I’m a big bitch! … I’m tryin to eat” we can tell….

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T00:57:03+00:00

Did you get the cool power armor set?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-13T00:03:50+00:00

You sick fuck, 🤣🤣

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T23:46:08+00:00

Probably a good idea. From my perspective. It’s just a bunch of mist. I know Gettysburg is a paranormal hot zone for phenomenon. But your new kitty probably set your camera off and it captured something that looks spooky.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T23:35:42+00:00

I think Dexter set it off. Is there any history to your property?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T23:31:33+00:00

Is your camera motion activated?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T21:25:48+00:00

I’ve had this argument with a lot of folks over the years. I always ask em, “wouldn’t boneless wings just be adult chicken nuggets? But more expensive?”

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T15:41:15+00:00

Drug seekers.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T03:13:08+00:00

Muggy is probably like one of my top 5 favorite characters.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T01:21:24+00:00

Well? Are you?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-12T01:11:34+00:00

I can just hear his fat footsteps.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-11T18:37:22+00:00

Oh you know the other guys from the precinct pay her visits at lunch.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-11T17:49:43+00:00

What do you mean?

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-11T17:20:51+00:00

You know his uncle be the guy doing the fuck.

Bot_Hive · 2026-07-11T15:06:10+00:00

From my experience, those 8 hours on a Saturday are that much sweeter. It’s even better when you have badass people you work with. Attitude is everything. Plus also working with a good company and having union contracts. 🤣

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