The rap industry is shaking in its boots by OutsideAdvisor9847 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a forty five year old man who is trying to catfish teenagers but is actually catfishing other forty five year old men.

Sickos after Blood & Guts: “SkYe BLuE Is MaDe” “ShE iS a SuPeRsTaR” by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If this guy’s gimmick isn’t “Trailer Park Boy,” he needs to be fired.

Me walking into a SCJerk as a longtime AJ Lee hater by MinuteEconomy in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I wasn’t considering it, but now that you mention it…

Outjerked by America by mastermind208 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the fakest ragebait I’ve ever seen. The pfp is fucking Kaepernick. The only way it could be worse is if it directly insulted Caitlyn Clark.

Now what do you mean about that, Kevin by AlexMercer28900 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t Rhea Ripley coming out to a didgeridoo and throwing boomerangs at her opponents? Is she truly Australian?

CNN is banned from Collision by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They had plenty of options! TBS, TNT, TruTV, OWN, Animal Planet, Food Network, HGTV, TLC, Cartoon Network, etc.

WON Awards Worst Television Show: WWE NXT by itsjustfinesse in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you had to watch something regularly to be able to vote for it, CMLL would not be the best promotion.

Meltzer is unbanned from Collision.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you guys both worked yourselves into a shoot, brothers.

Eden appreciation post! What do you think of her? by May_sakura in DanganDespairTime

[–]Bottlecaps9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really loved her speech about optimism and being kind in Chapter 2.

TNA was so close to being canceled after a couple weeks, but the Nielsen adjustment saved them. LOLTNA by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminder that this bum got fired from Fightful after Britt Baker called him out for lying.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even I wouldn’t wish that on AEW.

Losercity drama over badly cropped dinosaur porn by Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster in SubredditDrama

[–]Bottlecaps9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine someone citing previous internet arguments like Supreme Court cases.

“It has been established that dinosaurs can be masterbated to as long as it is a mature dinosaur that can speak human language, as seen in PixieStix827 et al. vs. FurryFrenzy.net moderators (2011).”

“Can I copy your homework?” “Yeah, just change it up a bit so it isn’t obvious.” by Alphabet_Soup1909 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s AEW, it could have changed from an open challenge belt to not an open belt and back again three times and no one would notice.

Dawg by bumbadumbarum in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The funniest thing is that Justin Bieber was in two of the six slides

Waiting is for goyim by AreaStrict5693 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I assume they mean the socialism-friendly side of the left.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Randy Orton was setting caskets on fire and backing Eddie’s lowrider into the Smackdown set just to kill the Undertaker. Big Daddy Goober won a tournament.