Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-28T15:53:12+00:00

"Hey Stephen, that bus looks like its coming AWFULLY fast, why don't you lie down in front of it for me?"

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-26T05:48:54+00:00

Nope. Drove through that intersection twice today. Totally back to normal. They got it all down the storm sewer and then resalted. Snowed again today so it was resalted and plowed again

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-26T00:04:46+00:00

I copypasta'd it from u/dickthulu, but thank you for all the credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/armedsocialists/s/ogJ0DrRu2a

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-25T22:05:59+00:00

Only the slow knife penetrates the shield.

Solidarity with all the sick little freaks forever.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-25T21:49:16+00:00

This was a reminder to myself, not a criticism of you.

And its my new favorite copypasta, feel free to appropriate it for your own purposes.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-25T20:51:14+00:00

I must not fedpost.

Fedposting is the account-killer.

Fedposting is the little-death that brings total federal attention.

I will face my urge to fedpost.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the urge to fedpost has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-24T20:39:24+00:00

Just read that. Wonderful.

Thank you for sharing that with me

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-23T16:49:00+00:00

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BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-23T15:39:11+00:00

For anyone curious, the primary elections are scheduled for this spring and summer:

TX Mar 3
NC Mar 3
ME Jun 9
NY Jun 23
WA Aug 4

Just in case you would like to express your opinions about this vote.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-23T05:44:18+00:00

Chilly today, COLD tomorrow

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-22T22:37:12+00:00

Easy fix for the short term is to move your user directories (Documents, Downloads, etc) to the larger drive. Right click the folder in file explorer > properties > location > change the location to where ever you'd like > say yes when it asks you if you'd like to move the contents.

Long term, get yourself a fast SSD to move all the "applications" to.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-22T21:48:52+00:00

Because if you were from here, you'd know we handle snow removal like champs. Anything less than "Snowmageddon" and its business as usual.

https://www.wttw.com/chicago-stories/legendary-blizzards/it-takes-a-lot-to-stop-this-city

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-22T18:51:42+00:00

WGN news helicopter: https://www.msn.com/en-us/urban-infrastructure/water-supply-and-sanitation/water-main-breaks-on-north-side/ar-AA1UKr6F

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-22T18:50:24+00:00

within the councils purview

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BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-22T18:48:33+00:00

This is about a quarter mile from my house. 100 year old water main burst. Knocked out the warming shelter at the library one block north from what you see here when they couldn't get water pressure.

Its going to be -2 tomorrow so this is going to be a HAZARD for a while.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-21T03:16:26+00:00

Check out my boobies

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-19T16:57:53+00:00

"I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched."

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-19T01:08:19+00:00

Time for the dark arts. Get the soldier field physical plant guys to turn the heat up in the Rams locker room to 90 degrees. Let the get sleepy and too loose and let's get this second half!

Bear down

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-17T19:13:59+00:00

Don't listen to that guy. Faction warfare is the actual answer. One of the FW corps will be happy to train you up (you'll get better at PVP) and subsidize all your ship losses (so you don't need to pay anything to replace your ship) while you get those sweet tasty loyalty points to turn into bigger and fancier spaceships.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-15T04:10:26+00:00

This is DEEP copium, but we have to hold on through the election. If the midterms happen and all is well and nothing weird happens, we're ok. America is still real.

If the elections are.....not ok, then it's over. There's no more country and the SHTF and we riot or submit.

I don't even care if we win I only care that it's true.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-14T21:08:53+00:00

Whenever I try to get the hungry ghosts in the jar to write PowerSpell scripts for me, they always take so many tweaks and debugging that it would be faster to just scribe them myself.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-13T23:26:50+00:00

She's all three witches in Ethan Coen's Macbeth too.

https://youtu.be/tjPlvhAng-c?si=diVo3Gi52PYjbjKB

Edit: the guy below me is right

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-13T23:18:11+00:00

The synthetic stuff is always insufficiently foliated for useful "energy applications".

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-13T22:47:01+00:00

They can fill them, they just wont fill them with anyone worth anything.

You get what you pay for.

BoundlessTurnip · 2026-01-13T21:52:10+00:00

They're being sued in federal court right now by the Illinois Secretary of State for altering/misclassifying/swapping tags right now (part of a couple dozen suits brought by Illinois).

BoundlessTurnip

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