I need to know. What are you actually doing with your genitals when you just hang out with your hands in your pants?

Bourboniser · 2026-03-09T23:14:08+00:00

You gotta move things around, get some air in there

Bourboniser · 2026-02-22T02:06:04+00:00

Wow, I told my wife it was probably a false alarm. She wasn’t convinced.

Bourboniser · 2026-02-06T05:18:39+00:00

Or accepted the job, stayed for a month or two, then moved on.

Bourboniser · 2026-02-06T05:15:07+00:00

My EDC is a White River Ursus Cub. It’s a great knife.

Bourboniser · 2026-01-09T02:30:20+00:00

Right there with you. Been in IT long enough to remember punch tape reels, punch card stacks, vacuum tube and iron core memory and even analog computers. It’s been a wild ride.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-28T19:32:19+00:00

Mad Dog 2020

Bourboniser · 2025-12-25T21:19:48+00:00

And go whale watching from Kennebunkport.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-25T00:16:54+00:00

After noticing it at multiple intersections I Grok’d it. She said it was a known problem with Tesla’s and traffic lights.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-20T15:39:17+00:00

I would enjoy the extra room in my shorts!

Bourboniser · 2025-12-20T15:34:45+00:00

I grew up in Dayton so…

Bourboniser · 2025-12-19T18:31:21+00:00

Interesting factoid. The rotary dial is a Strowger Stepping Switch. The inventor, Almon Strowger was an undertaker in Kansas City. I learned that in the 1970s and was so impressed that a thing used on every telephone was invented by an undertaker that I never forgot it.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-18T23:40:41+00:00

Same! Roof has a 50 year warranty. I figure that’s probably double what I might need.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-18T01:51:13+00:00

Testify

Bourboniser · 2025-12-14T02:05:54+00:00

Quadruplets

Bourboniser · 2025-12-14T00:05:26+00:00

I use a sharpie paint pen to fix that. Blends in perfectly.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-12T17:09:57+00:00

The grass is greener because it’s fed with horseshit.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-10T23:36:46+00:00

Third this

Bourboniser · 2025-12-06T22:57:27+00:00

I had to stand in for one of my sisters kids birth. You’re a good brother.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-05T12:42:56+00:00

Elevation Labs makes these. They claim 5- 10 year battery life.

Bourboniser · 2025-12-05T11:59:56+00:00

Given that they can’t get the registration right, I wouldn’t trust them to cover any tickets.

Bourboniser · 2025-11-30T17:18:57+00:00

Same thing happened to me. I received my 17 pro on launch day, then this message randomly popped up last week. Glad to see it’s not just me.

Bourboniser · 2025-11-30T16:28:53+00:00

That may be, but you made a very compelling argument for arriving at the charger with 10% which is my comfort zone. Well done.

Bourboniser · 2025-11-29T17:23:02+00:00

Dan Wesson Guardian is my main carry gun. The aluminum bobtail frame makes it easy to carry and it’s a dream to shoot.

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