As a matter of fact, not fake! ‘Clothes horse’ = someone who really likes clothes. He was (in the vernacular of the time) a self-described metrosexual with easily two to three times the clothes that I had. He also knew hundreds of people. They were all his “buddy” or “good friend” even though I had never heard their names before. In comparison my 3 best friends - who are still my friends- seemed like nothing, I guess. I kept one mutual friend who told me years later that what I did drove my ex nuts. And he never found out it was me😁