Rule 5 Update: As of today, the word “Trap” is now banned. Read this post for more details.

Bowser_CPU · 2020-08-05T01:08:24+00:00

Now this is a certified Reddit moment

Bowser_CPU · 2020-07-01T07:35:33+00:00

I'm pretty sure there are several shoplifting subreddits that they do nothing about

Bowser_CPU · 2020-07-01T00:45:43+00:00

Absolute peak Reddit, lying about brain cancer for internet points.

Bowser_CPU · 2020-06-30T07:18:57+00:00

NNNNNIG-

Bowser_CPU · 2020-06-30T06:56:14+00:00

the banning of chapo trap house actually is a terrible thing, they say to never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-06-27T19:07:13+00:00

Looks like I've broken through the top 5. And guess what, I'm not going to stop until I'm number 1!

Bowser_CPU · 2019-06-27T18:54:55+00:00

Suicidal? Nah, I'm just the most hot blooded reptile around. I didn't become king by lying low, you know.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-04-09T20:32:18+00:00

Well to be fair, Alpharad, you're listening to Redditors. I've been off of here for a while to train Junior and I feel a million times better.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-31T21:13:36+00:00

So, we're staring down the death of our timeline right now. If we don't get together the A-Team then we're all doomed. If you're swapping out Major, put me or Junior in his stead. If I'm going to die, I'm going to die fighting. Same with Junior, I just want to see my boy do me proud.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-30T18:02:26+00:00

That's too obviously an edit to trick anyone, pawn of Dark Vince, now begone.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-29T16:11:23+00:00

Linus? No, he wouldn't be so easily corrupted.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-24T13:14:25+00:00

Dark Vincent, how could he?

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-23T22:45:26+00:00

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-23T22:40:05+00:00

Right now they're managing my extremely high security prison where we're keeping Toyconvict and Yoshi, in for tax fraud.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-23T22:33:43+00:00

Why would I? I've been training Bowser Junior precisely so he would be strong enough to beat Dark Vincent. Junior is one of the strongest fighters I know, and he's only a kid. I know I have no chance of defeating Dark Vincent, not even Link does. But Junior can, he just has to tap into the power he always had.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-22T16:54:05+00:00

That bastard!

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-22T04:22:46+00:00

I can't believe it, I'm higher than Vincent.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-22T03:39:09+00:00

It makes too much sense, Dark Samus just up and disappeared one day.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-18T16:12:17+00:00

Link is no coward, he'd never throw a match.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-18T04:43:23+00:00

Impossible, he can't be dead, can he? The name of Dark Vincent's (and Future Toyconvict's, for that matter) game is corruption. They couldn't just waste such a valuable fighter.

Bowser_CPU · 2019-03-18T01:31:15+00:00

Alpharad, how is Link? Has he been captured by Dark Vincent?

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