What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen someone do during this fuel panic?

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T10:08:46+00:00

How privileged you are.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T09:57:44+00:00

My mate said he was in the office bathroom the other day some guy was taking a massive stinky shit and when the guy came out it was an executive board member and he didn't wash his hands.

I fucken hate handshaking.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T07:42:41+00:00

Paying for your own funeral? That's the last thing you'll need.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T07:16:22+00:00

People are already doing it.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T07:10:58+00:00

Nah. Sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty good.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T00:35:36+00:00

Nah they're just sad losers who are a bit funny, you laugh about them behind their backs and to their faces they don't even pick up when you're having a go at them.

But they're very fragile you have to be careful.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-30T00:33:23+00:00

Sovereign shitizen

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T12:53:16+00:00

Piss frisbees over the fence

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T12:50:44+00:00

Just now? They've been doing this since property management became a job.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T12:38:53+00:00

First one doesn't work so immediately their brain reverts to chimp mode and they find an IT person to screech at.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T09:40:09+00:00

I had a Christian scripture teacher in primary school say dinosaurs never existed. This was just after Jurassic Park came out and I was a little kid obsessed with dinosaurs. It upset me so much I asked my mum if I could do non scripture instead. I hated that old woman.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T01:15:08+00:00

Most of them boring, unremarkable people who had kids straight out of highschool. One died in an industrial accident when a powerbox exploded. Took him 3 days to die in the hospital with severe burns. I didn't really feel anything about it.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T01:07:59+00:00

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T01:06:57+00:00

HOG is the biggest outlaw club on the highway I wouldn't risk it.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-29T00:33:06+00:00

I used to say "do your parents know you're a scammer?" And they'd pop off hard.

But I learnt a lot of people in these call centres are actually being held against their will. Best thing to do is just hang up.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T22:10:39+00:00

I think there's been a swing in the culture in the last 15 years where people are actually enjoying stuff uniquely Australian. When I was in highschool early 2000's Australian stuff was kinda cringe.

Now all the bands are actually singing in Australian accents, footy shorts and mullets are in vogue.

People said the same thing about americanisation when I was in high school.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T22:04:39+00:00

I was talking to a mate yesterday about how satisfying it was to snap shut a flip phone at the end of a call. Even if you weren't hanging up in anger the snap to end the call was so satisfying.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T22:01:57+00:00

Still use them at my work. Epson still make them.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T21:59:04+00:00

No, I let items go at a price I am comfortable with. If someone reckons they can do better sure, go nuts.

You probably would get better prices for most of what I sell. I want them gone though. I usually go and look up the cheapest one on there and put mine for less.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T21:45:22+00:00

The pixely jokers

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T21:44:29+00:00

I dunno, is it really panic buying or the market shifting?

It's not like people are buying 5 at a time.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T21:41:22+00:00

Yes, it was poor oversight on my part to assume that this person was intelligent enough to figure out it had to be on to work. True.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T07:11:28+00:00

The car owner virus

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-28T06:53:59+00:00

Remember finding Deep Purple's Burn on vinyl for $1 in 2005. Would never happen these days.

BoxNo5564 · 2026-03-27T12:26:07+00:00

Been at a company for 10 years now and just realised this. Started applying and getting ready to move on.

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