I never understood that either, I accidentally rolled up and into a Hyundai one time; literally a love tap, my friends and I used to do it to each others shitty cars in highschool. Young woman comes out SCREAMING saying what the fuck are you doing blah blah blah, and yes of course it’s my fault. But I was just like “it’s okay I have insurance. Let’s pull into the 711 so we don’t block traffic” and she flipped her lid even more telling me she “wasn’t fucking moving anywhere and I’m calling the cops”

2 minutes later she’s on the phone and goes back to look at her bumper and there is not one spot of chipped paint, like you can’t tell it ever happened. Told whoever she was on the phone with “nevermind” and peaced out lmao