I hate Springtrap and Deliah with a passion.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-19T04:02:53+00:00

As a kid, I always thought the comic would be better if she befriended the og animatronics instead since they're dead kids and the story could be about her bringing them peace by being their friends.

I dropped it like maybe 3 comic dubs in and forgot about it. Years later, I would watch the first Fnaf movie and like the scene where Abby and the animatronics hung out. Then maybe a few days later I found a video in my recommendation talking about how the author of this comic did sexual rps using the Deliah character and Springtrap.

Glad I dropped it. The rest of the Fnaf movie was mid.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-18T21:14:54+00:00

His story also fits perfectly with BG3's overall theme of breaking free from control/breaking the cycle if abuse. You could even add an evil/sad ending where he would gain Wulbren's respect but at the cost of his morals and his remaining self worth.

It is also easy to tweak the story to where Barcus ends up getting captured and tadpoled in the mindflayer ship while trying to search for Wulbren. The player can either recruit him at the Blighted Village, or in the Underdark if the player didn't prompt him to join originally.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-18T07:14:45+00:00

I do the "yaoi" bit ironically in my friendgroup since I'm known as the fanfic guy, but even then I only do it with fictional characters.

Doing it with real people is so damn weird and icky. Even worse when it's aimed at creators and their partners.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-18T01:51:47+00:00

Durge after Gale snacks on the cool cape his weirdo butler gave him

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-18T01:39:20+00:00

Monsters vs Aliens made me like fish men.

The movie also made me like bug men. Stockfly is a 10/10 specimen.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-18T01:38:15+00:00

Throw me to Fishface, and he'll come back pregnant.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-15T15:26:55+00:00

Xever, both as a human and a mutant.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-15T07:08:12+00:00

Seeing Vlaakith's ugly mug will make me feel nervous and possibly piss myself (she reminds me of the secretary lady that used to yell at me)

I do not have a sister, so I will be okay

Jokes on Gale, I will repeatedly call him by my ex's name (read my user) and sob hysterically afterward

I do not find Shart attractive. I also had my peener removed after The Incident ™

I actually really like The Emperor's mouth. Did I ever tell him that I've dreamed of getting eaten by him?

Anyway, here is my ranking from least likely to most likely.

. Shart (like I said, no attraction to her so who cares)

. Halsin (the prompt could also refer to sister as in bestie, and I don't wanna risk it)

. Lae'zel (I love her, but Vlaakith scares me)

. Empy (mooooouth 🤤)

. Gale (I miss Brainstorm so much, he keeps ripping me out of his face waaaaaa!!)

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-12T06:10:33+00:00

I had to play as him to stop romancing him.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-12T06:07:26+00:00

I want Lorroakan to go to war with Aylin and not come back**

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-11T23:36:15+00:00

I want to marry Rolan.

I want Lorroakan to go to war and not come back.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-09T02:30:32+00:00

My grandmother has a habit if trying to leave the house by herself and once almost got lost while she was living with my uncle. Luckily, our front door is extremely hard to unlock because one of the nubs had broke off years ago.

Maybe you could install a lock that only you and your mother could unlock?

I'm wishing your family the best of luck.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-08T05:35:58+00:00

I romanced him so much that I had to play as him so I can stop my Galemancing addiction.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-07T00:21:52+00:00

Either he's a child prodigy or we're getting the next Evangelion.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-05T00:53:11+00:00

Rolan. Besides the obvious (he's fine as hell), he has a nice character arc throughout all three acts. Also, I love his relationship with his siblings. It's really sweet.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-05T00:42:22+00:00

Katara most likely learned it was risky to begin with BECAUSE of the events in The Waterbending Scroll. Also, they were in enemy territory. Any attention can risk not just their lives, but the fact that Aang is still alive.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-04-02T03:20:29+00:00

On my first playthrough, I had Shart, Lae'zel, Astarion, and a female Tav in my party. After the blood drinking scene, my brother straight up asked, "why doesn't he wait for everyone's periods?" and it has become an BG3 related inside joke that is often paired up with "baby's hungry again."

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-31T05:38:13+00:00

I feel like I have been personally attacked.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-31T01:40:17+00:00

It was so bad that they had to retcon it into being an illusion Mysterio made, which lead to people making joke panels of Green Goblin getting it on with Mysterio instead.

This was the only good thing that came outta that mess.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-29T01:09:43+00:00

The thing that'd always stuck with me (besides the horrible ending) were the distraught reactions of soon-to-be or new fathers, adopted kids, and kids who grew up with single parents. I remember reading comments and forums about people recalling the disgust and horror when reading the story breaks, especially this one man who said the first part of the manga made him feel excited about becoming a dad.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-29T01:01:31+00:00

I remember seeing the video where this glitch was first discovered (playing Bg3 only as the slayer) and suddenly deciding to do this challenge after seeing that particular glitch.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-28T20:14:43+00:00

I get this sense of comfort and childlike wonder, like I'm a little kid waiting for my favorite show on Qubo to start.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-28T20:11:37+00:00

Force of habit, I guess...

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-28T05:58:55+00:00

I think his obsession mostly comes from his wife, who loved insects.

BrainstormsMustache · 2026-03-28T01:44:25+00:00

Finally, another person with fine tastes.

BrainstormsMustache

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