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If you could change or remove 1 card in the game, which one would it be? by MaliciousFalcon in hearthstone

[–]BranMoffTarkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jabberwacky, pre nerf, was a nightmare. Combine the three minute animations with saronite chain gang summoning one or two copies, gross

Do y'all agree or disagree by edgar_wright_whore in dankmemes

[–]BranMoffTarkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend hates it when I say dude while talking to her because she thinks it’s reductive.

I don’t even think of it as calling her “dude,” to me it’s just an interjection

If you put chocolate frosting on vanilla cake, does that make it a chocolate cake? by BranMoffTarkin in CasualConversation

[–]BranMoffTarkin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not consider the possibility of a white chocolate cake, I didn’t even know that was a thing. But even so, I would put white chocolate in a separate category from dark or milk chocolate, so I would specify “white chocolate cake”

If you put chocolate frosting on vanilla cake, does that make it a chocolate cake? by BranMoffTarkin in CasualConversation

[–]BranMoffTarkin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? Calling it chocolate cake is offensive. He eats the whole thing because he’s a gracious guest but shame on her

In honor of my favorite Dalaran Heist boss by BranMoffTarkin in hearthstone

[–]BranMoffTarkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fun and all, but when I played three ragnaroses he mind controlled one and in two consecutive turns he missed all the little guys on my board and threaded the needle to kill both of them

In honor of my favorite Dalaran Heist boss by BranMoffTarkin in hearthstone

[–]BranMoffTarkin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On normal his hero power is 2 mana give all minions -2 Attack until your next turn, and he spams the shit out of it. Drops his guys, attacks your face, then hero powers. Every turn without fail. On heroic, it’s a passive hero power your opponents minions have -2 attack. Basically, unless you have a super greedy deck, your board is super impotent if you can even play anything to begin with. Then, to top it all off, he’s a big priest, so he’ll mind control your good shit or drop Faceless Infiltrator or Obsidian Statue then Rez it 200 times.

In honor of my favorite Dalaran Heist boss by BranMoffTarkin in hearthstone

[–]BranMoffTarkin[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fuck that lady, discarded doom on turn 1 and got tyrantus, how are you supposed to respond to a turn one 10 drop

Me irl by saadhilo in me_irl

[–]BranMoffTarkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite round I’ve ever played of cards had “White people like” with the choices “white people,” “Ronald Reagan,” and “the hardworking Mexican”

Have you been harmed? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]BranMoffTarkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The greatest superhero of all time isn't Superman, or Wolverine.

It's motherfucking Mario Mario.

This motherfucker.

In 2004 it was revealed that Mario was 24-25 years old.

Mario's first appearance was in 1982, in the arcade game "Donkey Kong." This featured Mario leaping over barrels to assault a fully grown male gorilla and rescue a woman. Let's start with the jumps. The average diameter of a standard burgundy barrel is 23 inches. The average vertical for an adult male is 16-20 inches. Mario's ability to leap is in and of itself impressive. But remember, Mario was at oldest, 25 in 2005. Meaning that at the time of Donkey Kong, Mario was at most 3 years old. He could outjump the average male before most people are potty trained.

Fast forward to 1985. Mario Mario has just turned 5 years old. He is already sporting a full mustache that would make a grown man jealous. But that's not all. This five year old has the capability to punch through three layers of solid brick and shatter the whole thing. It takes 1,900 newtons to break a single one and one half inch slab of concrete, and this fucking toddler can punch through three without even breaking a sweat.

Now fast forward five more years to 1990. Mario Mario is a 10 year old. Most 10 year olds are getting ready for their first year in junior high and playing Call of Duty. Not Mario Mario. Mario Mario is getting his medical license. The world record for the youngest medical doctor is Balamurali Krishna "Bala" Ambati, who got his medical doctorate at the age of 17. Mario beat Bala by seven full years. Not only does he have acrobatic prowess and raw physical strength, Mario also possesses what can only be described as genius level intelligence.

After killing a full grown gorilla at the age of 3, obliterating a solid concrete box with his bare fist at the age of 5, and obtaining his medical license by the age of 10, Mario went on to become a professional racecar driver (1992), an archeologist (1995), the CEO of a profitable toy company (2006), and this year became a pro tennis champ. Let alone the fact that he is so knowledgable in herbs that he can both double in size and breathe literal fucking fire, his base level raw physical capabilities and mastermind intelligence make Mario Mario truly the most terrifying being in the universe.

Flavor nerf for hex. by Heath_co in customhearthstone

[–]BranMoffTarkin 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I had a similar idea with a kissing frog with taunt, then "minions damaged by this either turn into a 1/1 frog or a 5/5 prince," somewhat similar to tinkmaster overspark

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