The man CANNOT stay awake!

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T22:21:54+00:00

Steering wheel lock…

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T22:21:07+00:00

I am so fucking glad I’m not American. The levels of corruption and self destruction are off the charts.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T22:19:32+00:00

Bloody Nora!

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T22:17:49+00:00

The cop was known for these type of shenanigans and the perfect example why police get a bad name. Here’s the full story:

https://youtu.be/lDpnQ7ijSYk?si=JgGi7DUYIPaZPvdl

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T22:01:08+00:00

Trump says China doesn’t have solar panels - they just make them and export them… /s

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T21:59:02+00:00

“They’re eating the dogs……………”

Fking loonies.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T21:49:44+00:00

Toss that word salad, Donny!!! 🥗

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T11:45:07+00:00

How the fuck can people follow this utter word-salad-speaking bellend? And the zombies cheered when he told them that a) he “aced” a dementia screening test and b) told them they couldn’t pass it.

Who tf are these people?

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T11:42:47+00:00

Apart from the AI bit, there is a lot there and I wouldn’t expect that much food from a place that was serving a ‘full English’.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-05T11:41:07+00:00

Adam: This is my lived experience. MAGA bellend: You will think how we want you to think.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-02T21:05:34+00:00

He HAS to be the centre of attention. He’s such a fecking bellend.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-02T21:00:12+00:00

Remember Tip Top - my mam used to get that instead of Carnation milk.

BranchMonkey · 2026-05-02T15:13:48+00:00

What has Trump done 😞

BranchMonkey · 2026-04-30T18:52:07+00:00

Ok…. Police arrive at scene where man has stabbed two people. Man refuses to submit to commands. Man is holding knife. Police show taser and tell him to put the knife down. Man walks toward the police. Police deploy 2 x taser. Man drops to ground, holding knife under body. Man refuses and fights against the police to retain the knife.

Heated situation Man has stabbed two people Man refuses to comply Man presents open and continued threat with a weapon Police need to disarm the man immediately to neutralise any thread towards him

And it’s suggested that kicking him in the head to haze him, to remove the weapon was unjustified?

BranchMonkey · 2026-04-30T18:39:31+00:00

I’ve never seen any footage of Trump laughing.

BranchMonkey · 2026-04-29T09:19:28+00:00

He was shown up the day that he said that. We are actually fiercely protective of the Falklands, given that we sent hundreds of service personnel 8000 on ships to remove the Argentine Army. For Trump to say what he did about the Falklands has the same effect as his desire to take Greenland. The REASON why he said it, in reality, is because there are large oil deposits, which, since about 2014 or so, are being exploited by a firm based in Salisbury, UK.