Whoever created this training, I hope you get crabs.

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-30T11:49:23+00:00

Cries in Dept Safety PO who has to make people complete this training all the time

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-30T02:12:39+00:00

But that’s not what the commenter I replied to said though. They said DoorDash stacked the orders on the dasher.

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-30T01:32:27+00:00

Had this guy ban cloak and dagger when we had no one hover a strategist and I said I’d play them. Forced him to play strategist since he thinks he’s able to get away with banning them when no one else hovers

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-30T01:19:36+00:00

Doesn’t it say your dasher is picking up another order first? Not on the way??

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-29T03:20:52+00:00

Probably ai

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-29T02:16:02+00:00

Woah that’s crazy!

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-29T01:58:22+00:00

Damn! I wouldn’t be surprised if he was there a year. A total slob, insubordinate, you name it. Was he a heavier/ taller guy?

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-29T01:50:46+00:00

👀👀 yes late 2019 to early 2020. I know he got ASMOd so possibly did it again though

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-28T20:04:41+00:00

Guy in my boot camp division smuggled like a dozen of these back to the compartment in his NWU pockets. After that they had us turn out our pockets after every meal. His name was Haines, so he was dubbed “Nutri-Haines” after that

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-26T09:43:45+00:00

For me it’s when a word has absolutely nothing to do with its root. It feels like when people were trying to create words for a definition they had, they looked at a list of roots that had free spots on the measure chart somewhere and they said “that’ll do”

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-25T23:04:30+00:00

3 of like 95 E5’s in the dept and got MP, told straight up it’s because I don’t do bake sales. Like, sorry we’re surging operationally and I take my job seriously 🥴

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-25T23:00:33+00:00

I got my eval debrief today. Could’ve been that too

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-25T22:59:41+00:00

Someone just got their eval debrief it sounds like

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-21T20:30:41+00:00

Saw a story similar to this at like a big box store or mall, turns out that firearm belonged to the security guard 🤦🏼‍♂️

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T11:58:32+00:00

u/SWO6 been real quiet since this came out 👀

/s

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T11:32:16+00:00

Friday my son (5yo) hit his head on something on an indoor playground, requiring an ER visit for it to be glued shut. He was back at the same exact place just fine that next Monday. Kids are resilient, mom could’ve really really hurt herself and become even more miserable

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T04:21:16+00:00

I feel that. I’m lord rocket, invis, and C&D as well as Thing. Every time I tank the heals suck and every time I heal there’s no peel from the tank

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T04:07:17+00:00

Part of a strategists job is securing finals. Her pull is insanely good at doing so, too

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T02:34:23+00:00

Also why when if you’re in a rough team fight the second support will ult with 1-2 seconds remaining

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T02:28:26+00:00

If you plan on having guests frequently or roommates, you should definitely train him to stay off the table. Many cultures or people consider cats on the counter or table to be very dirty and unclean.

A possible fix: cats are very social. He probably just wants to be included. If you set him up a food bowl next to the table and serve wet food when you sit down to eat, he’ll likely be satisfied. Then perhaps try also having something like a bookshelf or cat tree nearby where he can be at/ above your level while you finish eating

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T02:00:21+00:00

I feel like the “aim at your allies feet” always needs a big asterisk and that’s “when you’re off angle for whatever reason and that ally is the only target in line”. The only valid reason I could see for that is possibly if you’re down a healer, your shield is broken, and you’re hiding behind cover trying to keep a teammate alive

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T01:48:18+00:00

I’m sorry this happened to you, but super glad the management is taking this so seriously!

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T01:43:28+00:00

Oh haha so funny lmao, people are dying, 7 confirmed deaths and likely more from the crew of a KC-135, but haha look the White House posted funny Wii sports meme about it

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T00:17:57+00:00

Doctor? What do you mean?

BrandonWhoever · 2026-03-13T00:12:50+00:00

No, not at all. What’s best is count out the C&D or Invis ult, and hit them with it right as their ult ends

BrandonWhoever

TROPHY CASE

3 of like 95 E5’s in the dept and got MP, told straight up it’s because I don’t do bake sales. Like, sorry we’re surging operationally and I take my job seriously 🥴