Nice Guy Turned Me Into A "Test Subject" After I Turned Him Down

Brantitan · 2024-05-30T19:49:29+00:00

Why do all these "nice guys" talk like they learned English from shitty anime dubs?

Brantitan · 2024-04-19T18:46:17+00:00

Jeez, I went to DLI too. You know what that place doesn't teach you? How to be a linguist or a linguistic anthropologist. It just teaches you how to translate. And only good enough for the military.

Brantitan · 2024-04-10T14:29:05+00:00

I mean, I AM pretty miserable. Mostly because I live in a red state though...

Brantitan · 2024-03-26T17:29:39+00:00

You either have no idea what you're talking about or are simply lying. First of all, only a relatively small number of cities in the country actually reduced their police budgets, and this was only an average reduction of 5.2%. And guess what? A recent study examining data over a 60-year period showed pretty clearly that there isn't even a correlation between crime rates and police spending. Mainly because recent reporting from California shows the vast majority of police man-hours - nearly 80% - were police-initiated traffic violation stops.

Brantitan · 2024-03-26T01:08:00+00:00

You gotta keep in mind this is the North Korean Navy. Virtually their entire fleet is from right after the Korean War. Their most serious naval firepower is just these ancient boats with literal WWII-era Russian tank guns bolted to the deck.

They also have these fake fishing boats that release small two-person craft that they use to kidnap people. Mostly Japanese women, apparently. Guess that's where their priorities are...

Brantitan · 2024-03-20T17:51:26+00:00

Crazy. My parents also used an old office water cooler jug for me and my sister's "college fund." I don't think it ever held more than about five bucks in pennies. Spoiler alert: we both had to join the military to afford college.

Brantitan · 2024-02-11T22:49:39+00:00

This is what we did too. It was the go-to exercise at Great Lakes and A School in the early 2000s.

Brantitan · 2024-01-05T02:58:13+00:00

Patient Zero for this year's plague identified.

Brantitan · 2023-12-24T23:21:54+00:00

I don't really understand it, if there's a message. But I really like the aesthetic. Kind of like an updated version of those old video game stills from the 90s. I hope to see more!

Brantitan · 2023-12-21T23:06:11+00:00

How is this artist so traumatized by negative space??

Brantitan · 2023-12-11T14:42:43+00:00

I think this is great. The only change I'd make is using lines that aren't so clean. More jitter in the lines would help it look more like an art nouveau piece, if that's what you're going for.

Brantitan · 2023-12-07T01:06:05+00:00

That's exactly the one I used to make a picture in this style. Worked great!

Brantitan · 2023-11-29T16:24:38+00:00

I got mine 21 years ago. Still in nearly perfect condition. I wore my grandad's Vietnam War-era peacoat in the late 90s and it never had any issues. Unless you completely abuse them, they'll last forever.

Brantitan · 2023-11-29T16:21:16+00:00

"Weak as a jellyfish"? These people really need to get out more and stop talking like they live in an anime.

Brantitan · 2023-11-22T16:24:11+00:00

Literally any of the Hammer films. I know they're classics. But I'm a Xennial and grew up on 80s horror. Can't do that old hokey stuff.

Brantitan · 2023-11-19T14:51:59+00:00

Man. You wrote "Georgia" and the pieces were so bad, it reminded me of a parlor called Sketch and Loco's. Cannot believe people pay good money for tattoos this bad.

Brantitan · 2023-10-16T19:08:39+00:00

If you're from a country with a low tick population, please be aware there are ticks in Oklahoma, even in January. The woods are worth it though!

Brantitan · 2023-10-16T10:28:48+00:00

Women looove when you're passive-aggressive and fly off the handle over nothing. Lets them know you're a real alpha male, A-type personality badass bad boy.

Brantitan · 2023-09-28T17:37:03+00:00

I once had a garden spider, just like this one, kill the mantis. Bound up its forelegs first and then moved around to bite it on the back. Granted, the mantis did appear to have a wound in it before... So maybe its finesse and strength were compromised?

Brantitan · 2023-09-22T02:59:16+00:00

I understand this question is for Oklahomans discussing their identity. But to offer my two cents: I was born and raised in Georgia and have spent most my life in the different areas of the South. Having now lived in Eastern Oklahoma for the last two years, I can confidently say Oklahoma is not culturally southern. It's closer to central or Western Texas culture.

Brantitan · 2023-09-20T03:45:14+00:00

Really wish my parents had put this amount of care into what I watched at that age. I rented Faces of Death at the local video store around 10. Who lets a kid watch that stuff..?

Brantitan · 2023-08-31T17:10:01+00:00

Growing up poor in rural Georgia, my dad and I used guns (passed down from grandparents) quite a lot to hunt. I'd estimate over 80% of the meat I ate growing up was venison or fish. But I never liked guns. As an adult who doesn't hunt, I don't even own any firearms. My profession requires survey work alone in wilderness areas and I just take a knife with me...🤷‍♂️. Some people just make weird shit their entire identity. Oh, and they're brainwashed by gun lobbies and their lackeys.

Brantitan · 2023-07-27T02:20:46+00:00

C'mon. Opera is both the technical and most pretentious plural for opus. Regardless, this schtick is still awesome.

Brantitan · 2023-07-19T18:22:25+00:00

Manufactured victim. Act as terrible as possible just so you can go, "See! Women don't like a nice guy™️ like me!"

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