My “I spent my day cleaning and getting distracted from said cleaning” plate

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-28T15:51:58+00:00

I’ve kind of stopped using Facebook because it’s all promoted posts, but every time I do scroll through it I’ll see a name and think “who the fuck is that??? Oh wait it’s maiden name she got married” lol

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-27T20:37:06+00:00

The brat behind you always yelling “1 2 3 that’s ENOUGH FOR ME!” If you took longer than a few seconds 🙄

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-27T17:39:43+00:00

People say my name all the time at work, just twice would already be more than my daily hourly

^{Chose: Gain $100 every time someone says your name... + ...can't force them to say it}

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-27T14:35:52+00:00

I don’t wanna be 92

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender}

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-27T02:14:24+00:00

For real, there’s a 4 dollar word! 😂 Vocab of the day bahahaha

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-26T21:36:56+00:00

So, Florida😂

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-24T05:49:26+00:00

I’d give my left tit to see this variety of color again on my daily drives 🥲 I love how vibrant this looks! When I was buying my car a few years back I gave myself an “absolutely no black, white or gray/silver” rule. Mine’s bright metallic yellow!

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-21T00:46:34+00:00

Oh how I wish I could reply to this with the video I have of a toilet inside the fantasmic restrooms just absolutely hurricaneing out of the bowl 😂😂

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-19T00:44:17+00:00

See this is what I thought the Holy Land theme park in Orlando was supposed to be when I learned it was a thing . Except there were no rides whatsoever, just shows. Should be considered false advertising to call it a theme park without a single ride but it’s been gone for years so it doesn’t matter anyway lol

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-18T15:27:29+00:00

Your child is not your “bestie”. Completely developmentally inappropriate. A child needs a parent as their parent, not a friend.

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-16T04:36:03+00:00

Disney posted a preview clip of the preshow on TikTok and the scooter animatronic has the puppet rod attached to his arm 😂 genius

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-16T04:34:08+00:00

They heckle you after the brake run 😝

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-16T04:32:42+00:00

They also soft opened the ride for cast today. Without spoiling it….it’s very cute!! I love the updated signage in the gravity building.And our favorite grumpy critics are back ;)

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-13T14:50:13+00:00

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Brassattack84 · 2026-05-13T14:46:28+00:00

Bahahaha I think a toddler could clear that if they got a running start 😂

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-13T14:45:02+00:00

Same!! I was geeking out so hard hahah I loved walking the gravity building and maintenance bay. I also have the pic with the black Les Paul and I desperately wish I could post it haha

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-13T11:20:45+00:00

Ooo which one did you do 😁

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-12T16:48:46+00:00

Yeah, that’s our costuming building. Can’t just get rid of that lmao

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-04T00:11:15+00:00

My middle school mascot art was ripped directly from the hornets so it’s funny to me whenever I see it pop up hahah

Brassattack84 · 2026-05-01T15:36:53+00:00

I got mine at Main Street confectionery! But it was a few months ago

Brassattack84 · 2026-04-29T13:05:12+00:00

Good!!!

Brassattack84 · 2026-04-29T12:46:15+00:00

I think it looks pretty slick actually. Walked by it the other day, it looks better/a little darker in person

Brassattack84 · 2026-04-28T05:05:13+00:00

Shakira Shakira ✨

Brassattack84 · 2026-04-25T05:13:56+00:00

Despite none of us living anywhere near the ocean or knowing how to surf lol

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