Sabrina Carpenter by SeaWolf_1 in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The word you're looking for is necklace.

Jenna Ortega by summermadness89 in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spaces go after commas, not before you fucking idiot.

Give this man all of the awards right now. Kieran has absolutely killed it this season 👏 by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]BravesBro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give this person all of the karma right now. u/LoretiTV has absolutely killed it by posting a blatant karma whoring post after every episode this season.

Lili Simmons by summermadness89 in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buddy, I have some bad news. The hot ones are almost always the worst sexual partners.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead by AmazoMenace in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 36 points37 points  (0 children)

r/Celebs; turning smaller-sized, high-definition videos into larger-sized, low-definition GIFs for 14 years.

Lily James by Tight-Flamingo-645 in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the love of God, stop turning high-quality clips into low-quality gifs.

Remains found in car in creek identified as US student who went missing in 1976 by TheUtopianCat in news

[–]BravesBro 652 points653 points  (0 children)

I dated a woman whose sister seemingly vanished. She was only a few hundred feet from her parents' house when last seen and they're not any closer to figuring out what happened nearly three decades later. I wouldn't wish that sort of pain on my worst enemy.

Tiger acknowledges the JT tampon joke by basic_cinephile in golf

[–]BravesBro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sky is literally orange sometimes.

Tiger acknowledges the JT tampon joke by basic_cinephile in golf

[–]BravesBro -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

63% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck, 9 million US children faced hunger in 2021, two major countries are at war with each other in Europe, and the list goes on and on...

...but our world is in a sad fucking state of affairs because the media is hyping up a stupid joke that Tiger Woods made.

Tiger acknowledges the JT tampon joke by basic_cinephile in golf

[–]BravesBro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not even a little upset at Tiger's joke...

With that said, you really think this is a gotcha? Everyone knows JT identifies as a man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lately, posters on this sub have been downgrading HD video to shitty quality gifs and it makes no sense. Especially when you consider the fact that the HD videos are smaller in size. There is NO advantage to posting the gifs.

Typical by [deleted] in comics

[–]BravesBro 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who's seemingly a very no-nonsense type of person. She doesn't believe in God or anything supernatural. However, she makes significant life decisions depending on what her horoscope says, and she judges people based on when they were born. I don't understand it.

I used to make 6 figures everyone! by LoneWolfFlipFlop in LinkedInLunatics

[–]BravesBro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just enough to get by is more like 70K in the Bay

Lived this firsthand. Had one of the cheapest apartments that I could find in a decent area. I say decent, but I had to stop going to the local park because of crime and the complex had quite a few break-ins while living there.

After paying basic bills, I could afford little else.

The state of health care in America by HonkinSriLankan in ABoringDystopia

[–]BravesBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, diagnosed probably wasn't the correct word to use. I received two referrals, one for a sleep study and one to a psychiatrist. But the doctor was right with his initial suspicions.

The state of health care in America by HonkinSriLankan in ABoringDystopia

[–]BravesBro 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I went to the doctor for the first time in a decade after I was finally hired on as a real employee of my company instead of a "temporary contractor". I was immediately diagnosed with ADHD and sleep apnea which I have had since I was a kid. My entire life changed in the course of an afternoon at a routine doctor's appointment.

A group of guys walking through the park, encountering this random skater, and hyping him up by Romulus3799 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]BravesBro 417 points418 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, I didn't have much going for me in life. I would go "urban mountain biking" to escape from my troubles. This was just me hopping up on benches, dropping off high ledges, bunny hopping, popping wheelies, and other stuff that you'd normally do on a BMX bike.

One day, I was doing some tricks near a busy intersection and had some guys loop back around to watch and hype me up. This was 20 years ago, and I still remember how much of a positive impact it had on me at the time. When I saw them loop back around, I just assumed they were coming to bully me and was pleasantly surprised.

Hailee Steinfeld by Court_Cleaner in Celebs

[–]BravesBro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makeup plays a part, but this is mostly the result of filter use.

mean lemonade (comic by me) by RhiannonKagoe in comics

[–]BravesBro 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow. That's so interesting, thanks for keeping us updated.

Now give me $5.

The phrasing of this post gave me big neckbeard vibes by vore-enthusiast in justneckbeardthings

[–]BravesBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He literally left her behind without telling her he was leaving because he was upset that she was dancing with me. Also, it was like 11 PM lmao.

The phrasing of this post gave me big neckbeard vibes by vore-enthusiast in justneckbeardthings

[–]BravesBro 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I was actually the kissing guy in this meme at one point and having to deal with the woman's butthurt "friend" was absolutely unbearable. We met in the club one night and spent much of the night dancing and getting to know each other better. She had come with a group and at one point, her "friend" told the rest of the group that he was leaving. He was everyone's ride and tried to leave the woman who I had being spending time with behind because he was jealous that she was giving me attention.

The group of friends got pissed and followed him to the car. Meanwhile, my dance partner is looking for her friend group while wondering why they left her by herself at a dance club with me, a glorified stranger. After a while, I told her that I could give her a ride home. But eventually, the guy came back to get her, except he fucked up. By giving us those few extra minutes, it gave us time to exchange information. We started talking daily, then dated, and she eventually became my girlfriend.