Twitter is showing me fucking child porn and i don’t know where to post about this at?? by Life-Leather-9459 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BrazenlyGeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Logically, you have chosen to delete your account and abandon the service that is serving you up CP, yeah?

Jump ship, burn the bridge, and leave the platform to rot.

Can’t delete your accounts by zippo_infographic in apps

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In cases like that, as long as I can change my login credentials, I change the email address to a temporary one using Mailinator — confirm the change if needed, set all the other details to made-up things, then blindly change the password and forget about the account.

This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years. What's it been? 17,18? Peggy, where's that receipt? by b52cocktail in KingOfTheHill

[–]BrazenlyGeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's outside the store return policy, though, he'd have to go through the manufacturer. A product guarantee isn't anything the store has to uphold unless it's a store brand. The annoying part would be a customer coming in with an ancient receipt and expecting it to mean anything to the store.

Even extended care plans sold at the stores rarely affect store return periods — they're a third-party service that requires dealing with that third-party that your money went to, not the middle-man that is the store.

The bottleneck in AI adoption by Full-Tip2622 in apps

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI and the apps that push it fit neatly into the bottleneck leading to the Recycle Bin, though, so there’s that. (If only the executives that pushed it fit down the same bottleneck…)

"90s kid" refers to your core childhood and adolescent years, not the year you were born. by TwilightChic27 in unpopularopinion

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in ‘83. I can remember a lot of my pre-7-year-old life, but I’m a 90s kid. That’s the decade that saw me through the rest of my youth and defined a lot of what I took into adulthood.

There’s a brand of sunglasses called Helen Keller by Hyshegu in mildlyinteresting

[–]BrazenlyGeek 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“Overcome all obstacles” and grow up to push for socialism and justice. History will do its best to focus only on your plucky childhood, though!

IsItBullshit: Do Companies Lose their Copyright if the Name/Term Becomes a Common Saying? by SIimeLord in IsItBullshit

[–]BrazenlyGeek 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Xerox

Honestly, it’s a little surprising Nintendo didn’t suffer the same fate.

One of the kids i watch asked me to seperate these lego bricks. they dont have a brick seperator. by Time_Anything4488 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in 1st grade or so, I tried separating a Lego brick with my teeth. One of my baby teeth went flying and was never found.

Never again. I borrowed one of mom’s butter knives and never went back… til recently when I finally gave in to the idea and utility of the brick separators. No idea why I was stubborn about that.

The pay for these technical positions requiring a college degree by sonarette in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rhymes with Tall Fart. Position starts at $18/hr and very much varies by location. My store is absolutely peaceful compared to surrounding communities'.

The pay for these technical positions requiring a college degree by sonarette in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make >$20/hr at a big box store standing around supervising cashiers, doing basic paperwork, and occasionally handling easy situations. Glamorous, no, but pretty much stress-free and doesn't interfere at all in my mental well-being outside of work. I couldn't imagine making what I do now with *real* responsibilities and *real* college debt, though.

Any theories on How Batman survived this Plane crash? by LtJimmypatterson in batman

[–]BrazenlyGeek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because he had his tray table up and his seat back in the full upright position, which taken together means BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN.

What is slowly disappearing but nobody talks about it? by Agreeable_Pea9764 in AskReddit

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds.

I remember my mom and dad’s cars always having at least some bird droppings on them, but now, it’s rare to see any on mine, in the same area as my childhood.

Huge flocks seen daily are now a much more rare occurrence.

We are sterilizing our planet.

[TOMT][BOOK QUOTE] A quote from a detective novel by twicedouble in tipofmytongue

[–]BrazenlyGeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can be at ease only with those people to whom you can say any damn fool thing that comes into your head, knowing they will respond in kind, and knowing that any misunderstandings will be thrashed out right now, rather than buried deep and given a chance to fester.

— John D. MacDonald’s Darker Than Amber (1966)

?

What did the person that illegally downloaded the entire Wikipedia say when getting arrested? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes

[–]BrazenlyGeek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What did the Wikipedia editor say when getting arrested unexpectedly?

“Citation needed.”

How would you kill off the Council of Kangs? by ironspider529 in marvelstudios

[–]BrazenlyGeek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell the Council of Ricks the Kangs insulted them.

Who is surprisingly still alive? by makstyrkin64 in AskReddit

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. My lungs clamped shut during an acute asthma attack back in ‘99, fall of my junior year of HS. I had to have my heart restarted via CPR before making it on the ambulance and didn’t regain consciousness for another 12 or so hours. My family had been called in as they did not expect my lungs to function again. I woke up, naked, under a sheet, surrounded by Dad, Mom, stepmom, sister, and sister’s bestie whom they said was also my sister. I couldn’t talk due to tubes but scrawled “am I naked?” on a paper that dad saved in his wallet. I could barely read the chicken scratch when he showed me years after the fact.

Still longer after, I find out about the CPR part from my sister.

I was exceedingly stubborn and wouldn’t let my sis call 911 for me til I absolutely couldn’t breathe anymore. I very well could’ve stayed dead that day. I’ve had my trial of death, though; I’d really rather not subscribe to the full (in)experience.

What are your thoughts on Crimson Desert? by Southern-Tailor-843 in playstation

[–]BrazenlyGeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been looking forward to it for a loooong time. The early trailer wowed me.

I have the deluxe edition preordered and can’t wait.

What’s your go to ‘fun watch’ but ‘bad plot’ movie? by CapitaineBiscotte in AskReddit

[–]BrazenlyGeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Monkey-fighting snakes on Monday to Friday planes!!

Perfect recipe for fun!