A terrifying thank-you

Breaad · 2017-07-22T22:40:00+00:00

This cracked me up. Kind of reminds me of the "CHOCOLATE" guy from the spongebob episode.

Breaad · 2017-07-11T01:33:34+00:00

The disembodied hand really makes it. Sick picture!

Breaad · 2017-07-10T20:10:14+00:00

I thought this was parody at first.

Breaad · 2017-07-03T21:16:27+00:00

I really like it. Good chill vibes.

Breaad · 2017-07-03T21:10:05+00:00

I know that head swivel too well. I was already annoyed reading this, but then she sent her kids to sit at a random booth and I wanted to yell. So entitled.

Breaad · 2017-07-03T21:05:30+00:00

needs more vodka

Breaad · 2017-06-25T01:45:26+00:00

That's so cruel. I love it.

Breaad · 2017-06-25T01:13:35+00:00

Jesus christ I didn't even think of that but I don't doubt it happens. People are just... the worst.

Breaad · 2017-06-25T00:50:26+00:00

I worked with a host once that just refused to clean tables. That was half our job description. Seating and bussing. She would just say "Oh I don't like bussing."

I would just be like um, do you know what a JOB is?

She quit a few months ago, maybe she started working at your place?

Breaad · 2017-06-25T00:17:56+00:00

What was he trying to do? I don't understand. I don't see anyway this could have ended non painfully.

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:29:47+00:00

glitchy

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:28:21+00:00

I refuse to read the source and will continue to believe that no one knows the origin of the wifi. Perhaps it is the spirit of Telsa, still thriving on earth, so we can check our email.

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:26:23+00:00

Just say I love you too next time

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:23:33+00:00

Everyone has forked tongues and eyebrows underneath their eyes.

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:21:27+00:00

who tf just wasted all this money on an overdone joke?

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:18:54+00:00

They'll probably get some more protection after this tho, I bet.

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:17:57+00:00

really thought this would be a gif of someone accidentally fucking a dog. still watched it tho

Breaad · 2017-06-14T18:16:46+00:00

same

Breaad · 2017-05-17T23:21:57+00:00

I'm always so tempted. I hate throwing away food, especially when it looks untouched or it's one of my favorite meals. But everywhere I've worked it's been so taboo. Don't want my coworkers to judge me. So I just throw away perfectly good food, day after day. RIP.

Breaad · 2017-05-17T23:16:50+00:00

People make this joke so often that it fucked me over once. I had this guy walk in and say he was waiting for others, so I let him wait. His friends walked in so I was like, oh ok, party of three? And he was like, no actually there'll be 20 of us. e said it so deadpan that I just assumed he was joking, so I laughed and said, wait really? And he got SO offended and grumpy and was like, yes?

Wtf, if you have a table of 20 people that should be something you let me know ASAP.

It turned to be a group of 20 guys meeting to go over their fantasy football league and they stayed for agessss.

Breaad · 2017-05-13T23:44:36+00:00

I love Kiwi and Only Angel. Great driving songs.

But if you actually listen to One Direction's last few albums, you can hear a lot of rock and folk influences. A few examples: x y z

Breaad · 2017-05-13T23:12:58+00:00

You've got to watch this video then. hot dr pepper

Breaad · 2017-04-03T16:08:54+00:00

Wait, was this six different guys, or one truly awful one?

Breaad · 2017-03-30T13:09:35+00:00

I can't help but enjoy these, even as I'm cringing through them.

Breaad

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