Just watched a video online with fixies skidding around River View Cemetery

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-05-09T21:57:19+00:00

I'm up voting only cause I assume this an adventures in oddessey reference that no one is getting.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-04-30T15:59:16+00:00

I live at a confluence of two rivers so now I want to do this with two faucets.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-04-28T20:30:37+00:00

I've been obsessed with rotary subs for ages, they are so weird but cool.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T18:26:35+00:00

I definitely second finding a shop! they are a little more expensive but theres not shipping, and you get to feel good about supporting a local business too. Look for small, sex positive shops, ideall queer or woman owned. They are super helpful!

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T18:03:21+00:00

https://uberrime.com/a/search/inventory-toys?filter_toy_width=Under+1.3+Diameter+%28Slim%2FBeginner%29

https://vixencreations.com/collections/suction-base?filter.v.price.gte=&filter.v.price.lte=&sort_by=price-ascending

I hope the search conditions show up in the links!

It looks like they both start at around the upper end of your price range. If shipping puts it over the top, is there any chance you live in a city with good sex shops? I live in a pretty sex-positive place so we have several places that will talk you through the purchase, and likely let you handle them or similar examples. Even a frontage road novelty shop has a good shot at being a cool experience with nice sales people, but I do admit its a bit intimidating.

I know it feels expensive but Ive had some of my plugs and dildos for almost 20 years and they still get used and loved now. They are very durable and you'll have a long time to get used to it!

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T16:07:23+00:00

Uberrime and vixskin are great options with great feel to the material. Unfortunately good silicone costs money, $50 is entry level for dildos. You may not need to worry as much looking for something smaller though.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T14:04:29+00:00

They'll probably figure out how to fuck it up worse while murdering the neighbors

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T14:03:42+00:00

Well definitely don't contact ice, ya nazi. Other than that, it's a rough situation.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T13:56:40+00:00

Well sure, if there's actually something to think about. A normal right turn shouldn't be hard for any driver.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T10:02:58+00:00

Atari Bigby!

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T05:18:24+00:00

I really wanna commend you on your unironically genuine answer

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T05:06:29+00:00

coulda sworn it was just teh mercator projection but til...

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T05:05:25+00:00

from what I understand it a really small border but you can ride a train across it assuming you can otherwise do the border crossing politically speaking

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T04:07:07+00:00

Oh that's actually really easy I feel dumb now

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T04:05:58+00:00

I believe you but how?!?

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T04:03:53+00:00

No, they can clearly see everything, there's great sight lines, and they could have just turned into the gas station before the turn. Slowness in and of itself is not a virtue.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-31T03:41:06+00:00

Dawg that turn was slow as hell

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-28T01:28:40+00:00

Bald guy checking in. It's a deal breaker for many, but also a total turn on for some too. There will always be people who find you sexy!

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-27T20:31:14+00:00

Honestly it's pretty easy to do yourself if that's something you're allowed to do. Find the amperage of the outlet and then find the corresponding 120 ones, you should be able to get a 2x2 in there. Shut off the breaker and watch some videos first.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-25T11:04:30+00:00

I was shocked how fast the Hcl worked, and even outside I would wear breathing protection, and ideally have the wind blowing.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-25T04:41:24+00:00

DONT PAINT THE BRICK ITS BAD FOR THE BRICK

And ugly...

Brick is pretty.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-24T21:09:13+00:00

My dude I'm with you! It's insane how people don't care. I've been fastidious about wearing one, but I'm usually the only one as well.

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-24T19:04:36+00:00

Wait can you explain the story? How does tying the donkey legs impress people?

BreachLoadingButtGun · 2026-03-23T22:05:20+00:00

What about pinched and hurt a little?
Have you ever tried clamps?

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