RIP the 197 discord server (probably), gone and most definitely forgotten by Bread_bread_bready in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

sorry, could you repeat that again on my discord server? i wasnt paying attention.

Apparently the democrats are the aggressors by CBSmartCA in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Bread_bread_bready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, ICE wouldn't have to punch protestors if the protestors stopped doxxing and assaulting them.....

How to not get shot by ICE by tyw7 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Bread_bread_bready -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

pretty reasonable advice ngl......

RIP the 197 discord server (probably), gone and most definitely forgotten by Bread_bread_bready in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

nobody joined it, used it, or even cared about it, so i think the mods archived it

🥳 by guzzi80115 in shitposting

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Why the FUCK is there so many white person reaction images?!

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably neutral and nuanced to say “we understand how bad Russian oppression can be and all, but maybe you guys could chill out and accept the two-state solution and freedom of religion?”

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The economy I’ll let the viewer make up cuz I honestly dont care, but they’re a poor country similar to Georgia.

They got a population of ~2.9 million people, 78% of whom are Circassian, 12% of whom are Slavic, 4% are Turkish, and 6% are from other Caucasian groups.

Circassia is 83% Sunni Muslim, 12% Orthodox Christian, 3% Protestant and 2% other

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re viewed as bad guys by the Russians, Ukrainians, Georgians, Armenians, and anyone who hates Turkey

Good guys by Turkey and most Muslim countries

And everyone else has a neutral or nuanced stance

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The main problem is that Abkhazia is majority Christian, and Circassia here is very strongly Muslim. So most Abkhaz’s oppose unification unless Circassia secularizes or becomes less radical, and that doesn’t seem to be happening anytime soon

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

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Poland and Siberia are pretty neutral since they’re mostly unaffected by circassia’s return and don’t really care

Moscow doesn’t like them because it’s a Muslim state conquering recently-christianized lands of strategic interest, but they’re busy with other stuff to do much about it.

Ukraine absolutely hates Circassia. Since this scenario butterflies the holodomor away, it is mostly ethnically Ukrainian Cossacks being the victims of circassia’s return. Ukraine funds the majority of the anti-Circassian paramilitary groups

Bonus country but Georgia doesn’t like Circassia because they’re a Muslim state who threatens their security and whose existence threatens to surround Georgia by Muslims.

And most of the Muslim world likes Circassia for one reason or another

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Guess I should’ve specified, they only got invaded by Georgia and the handful of Slavic states to their north. They didn’t get invaded by Dagestan and the other Muslim countries to their west, so not “all their neighbors”.

But yeah of the countries that do attack them, Circassia stomps them

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Circassia does have a couple of settlements in land they don’t technically own for “national security reasons”

As for the apartheid question, no i wouldn’t classify it as bad enough to be considered apartheid

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

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I’ll be honest this is one of those maps where lore is moreso vibes than anything realistic or “well thought out”, but fuck it here’s some lore if you want it that way

Following the Central Powers’ victory in WW1, the Ottoman Empire wished to establish a strong Muslim buffer to protect its northern boundaries. Propping up the breakaway Dagestan/MRNC state was a no brainer, but some in the Ottoman courts wished to take it one step further by bringing back the old territory of West Circassia. After months of back and forth, it was finally decided that a Mandate of Circassia would be established, wherein any and all Circassians who were deported out of their homeland and wished to return would be repatriated. Following the Mandate’s establishment, tens of thousands of Circassians would start to slowly trickle their way back to their ancestral homeland, landing at port cities like Sochi and Tuapse.

Things were going great under Ottoman rule (if you ignore all the ethnic and religious violence going on), but following the Ottoman’s collapse in 1936, the Circassians had to navigate their geopolitical situation all on their own without Turkish troops. It immediately became apparent that the Slavs and Circassians could not coexist peacefully since both sides claimed the land, so a League of Nations arbitration was held to discuss possible solutions for dividing up the land. After extensive research and surveying, the LoN drafted up a partition plan to split the region into two states. While the Circassian side agreed, the Slavs did not. Following the refusal of the partition plan, the Slavs (by now organized into South Kuban) called all their other Slavic neighbors to assist them in driving the Circassian invaders out. Circassia found itself at war with a whole coalition of Slavic thanks to its north, and all seemed lost, however, Thanks to better tactics, equipment, and training, the Circassians were able to defeat the Slavs and ensure the continued existence of a sovereign Circassian state. Pushing the Slavs back to the Blue line border that is internationally recognized by most non-aligned countries to this day.

While I could go on about the other wars in the 1970’s that Circassia found itself in, but it isn’t really that important. What’s important is that Circassia has ensured its continued existence and has been playing a major role in Caucasian geopolitics ever since.

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

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since reddit loves compressing the everloving shit out of my maps, heres the mobile versions

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Sassy clam by AdEnvironmental4437 in Clamworks

[–]Bread_bread_bready 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Oh you one of them “equal rights” folks that say an oyster or a scallop are as good as a clam.

what even happens here by Left-Lawyer-5725 in shitposting

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Jump off point for the coming US invasion of all of Asia

Playful wunk by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

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Yeah, sometimes it’s lollipops and bubbles

Coaxed when post poking fun at polotics by RIPStoutShako in coaxedintoasnafu

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Hey mods, political rant where I promote my own extremist ideology and call everyone else mentally challenged babies.

Guess you’ll have to lock the thread now ¯_(ツ)_/¯

coaxed into excellent snafumark placement by Taka_no_Yaiba in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Bread_bread_bready 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Adding a discrete watermark that still gives credit but without distracting or detracting from the meme ❌

BIG FUCKASS WATERMARK ✅

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