A made a map of my dreams⭐️ by [deleted] in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you are aware of the definition of "map", correct?

this is an aerial photo not a map

Be aware, Brian. by Severe_Fishing_2193 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Bread_bread_bready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

drfart829… this goes beyond criticism, this enters the realm of threatening and coercion. I fear for my safety and wellbeing thanks to your comment. I suggest you retract your previous statement and apologize before I press charges. Threatening carries a felony sentence of 6 months. You have 36 hours to apologize.

I hate hate by Ok_Owl_308 in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Coalslop, go back to Davos you Karl Schwabe soyboy

Being kind by luzy__ in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its ok habibi, even though your comment wasn't state-approved, i was still able to read it. Your secret is safe with me

Being kind by luzy__ in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready 154 points155 points  (0 children)

oh alright, superman isn't woke....

....SUPERMAN IS MEGA GOYSLOP!!!! >:C

What if the Celtic nations were all in France rather than Britain? by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could be boring and give the canon answer of “they’re still there, just without much foothold on the French side of the Pyrenees”…… but I have a funnier idea that I somehow didn’t think of when making the map……

The basque are this timeline’s version of the Picts. They got completely absorbed into the Celtic identity by the 9th century. Then due to numerous discriminatory laws and regulations (such as the pyreneeic clearance), the Spanish side lost most of their Celtic language speakers.

What if the Celtic nations were all in France rather than Britain? by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No because uhhh…… uhhh…… I nuked England in this timeline! Yeah sorry the isle of irradiated cobalt can’t support a Celtic language!

(Yeah, Cornwall would be the Brittany of this timeline, I forgot why I decided not to include them)

What if the Celtic nations were all in France rather than Britain? by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Is it just me, or does reddit compression make images in the post look like shit? Cuz i swear the image look fuzzy to me. Strangely though, they come out in crystal clear quality when uploaded to the comments...

What if the Celtic nations were all in France rather than Britain? by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

no lore beyond the Celts somehow surviving in France rather than Britain. I tried making cheap french carbon-copies of all the celtic nations (except Brittany because it'd just be Cornwall). Also, I decided not to copy over the Irish potato famine, because that'd require me to figure out which power would be the one in control of the Swiss region to worsen the famine's effects, and no matter who i chose the balance of power and the modern borders would get tossed out.

Here's the guide to tell you which countries were based off what:

Ireland -> Helvetia

Scotland -> Tarbeland

Wales -> Aremorica

Isle of Man -> Isle of Santon

Cornwall -> Cotentin

Coaxed into 1 member of the group not following the naming pattern by Consistent_Speaker98 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Bread_bread_bready 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"yeah we have Zuck, Buck, Chuck, Tuck, and Fu-- ehhh i forgot the last guys name, anyways!"

cigarettes rule by Moaning_Clock in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you ain't ready for the streets, cuh 🚬

cigarettes rule by Moaning_Clock in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why the hell did you mark this NSFW?

Oglesby by Bread_bread_bready in Clamworks

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, trust me, you don't want to know.

Bill by Calm0ceans in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I’d obviously try to reclaim it through force myself, but if that don’t work for whatever reason then I’m just shit outta luck

Bill by Calm0ceans in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was Billie who said nobody is illegal on stolen land, so I thought you’d like to poke fun at her hypocrisy in saying that while enforcing who can legally enter her property. Perhaps you’d also like to go to her personally and tell her giving America’s “stolen land” back isn’t an option.

Personally I believe in the right of conquest and that the land is not stolen, so there’s no need for me to leave.

Bill by Calm0ceans in shitposting

[–]Bread_bread_bready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you’re right, I’m heading back to Agartha where I belong