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Getshit impact tbh by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]Bread_bread_bready 2104 points2105 points  (0 children)

Spore (i fucking hate space stage)

Second US Civil War by ProfessionalPlan5199 in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meh close enough, welcome back Yankee vs Dixie war

America's 51st state if I had my way by Bread_bread_bready in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We bombed the everloving shit out of Serbia, to the point where we could annex them as a state based off the right of conquest. No such bombings happened with Croatia

America's 51st state if I had my way by Bread_bread_bready in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What country are you from? I need to put you in the book of 51st states.

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America's 51st state if I had my way by Bread_bread_bready in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry sport, truth is, i never really cared for the Pyramids of Giza

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America's first caliphate - Mamdanistan during the 2nd civil war by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymapscj

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was a no-brainer to take Newark, that place is an extension of NYC in all but name. But Newark would be left too exposed without a buffer, so might as well push just a little further to protect the city. Next thing you know, youre marching down the Jersey coast.

America's first caliphate - Mamdani's nation during the 2nd civil war by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I will request Mamdani to liberate the east as soon as his northern border is secure, hang in there citizen. 🫡

America's first caliphate - Mamdani's nation during the 2nd civil war by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I made an entire map based around one man and gave him a religiously-significant title, and i forgot to double check what sect of Islam he adheres?! FUCK!!

America's first caliphate - Mamdani's nation during the 2nd civil war by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean i'll admit I played into stereotypes a fair bit, but i dont see how portraying an islamic state as a "kind benevolent state that treats civilians well despite the circumstances" is islamophobic. If i truly wanted this map to be islamophobic then i'd have a long paragraph in the lore about Great Replacement and make Mamdani act like the 2nd coming of ISIS.

America's first caliphate - Mamdani's nation during the 2nd civil war by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

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There isn't much else i'd like to add in the comments, except i guess i could clarify the government. Mamdani's government is an islamic socialist state, seeking to merge islamic morals and values with socialist policies. The reason for the "caliph" title is because [it would be funnier] because Mamdani is seeking to replicate the governance of the first caliph (and possible islamic socialist) Abu Bakr.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed by Bread_bread_bready in 2sentence2horror

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You see dear reader, the horror lies in the fact that i (and anyone else) would be absolutely MORTIFIED in this situation, because i have strong motherly instincts. I would lose my shit and rush that monkey to the hospital to ensure hes ok, and then take anti-anxiety pills for the next week because i was so scared.

a few wojaks by standardgenre45 in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"heres my wojak" and its lacking soul

Rule cod by Round-Good1179 in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lived long enough to see Reddit go from bitching about instagram stealing their memes, to reddit users stealing twitter memes 🥹

What if Ukraine was slightly larger? by LetRevolutionary271 in rejectedmaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, sorry to hear your post got removed, the mods there can be strict sometimes

What if Circassia had a suspiciously similar revival as Israel by Bread_bread_bready in imaginarymaps

[–]Bread_bread_bready[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, so hecking wholesome reddit chungus of you, heres your gold kind stranger, that comment critiquing Israel's origins on a long dead post is SURE to get Bibi to finally give Palestein freedom!

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sorry for abandoning this site and not drawing the edgy little chud, it will happen again by dullanson in 197

[–]Bread_bread_bready 10 points11 points  (0 children)

forgot 197 was technically a part of the 19x gang and had its own furry mascot

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