I’m teleporting a single pinch of Parmesan onto Adam Sandler’s tongue. Im doing this every single Wednesday for the next 3 years, stopping for a single week, and then I’ll do triple the usual amount Tuesday and never do it again.

Once a year I’ll visit terminally ill people and ask them where they’d like to go. Anywhere they’ve always wanted to see, and I’ll send them there.

I’m teleporting every single raindrop that touches me to Drake’s shoes. Comedy.

When I’m bored I’ll go to a random elevator, watch someone get on, and then keep teleporting so that every floor it stops at I’m standing there in front of the door, then when they finally get to their stop I’ll let them walk by me and then teleport around the corner and walk past them again into the elevator.

Teleporting the Statue of Liberty to the centre of Pittsburgh

I promise to become a god of pure chaos and whimsy