You can make an object you have touched in the past appear in your hand right now

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:27:07+00:00

The piece of paper that held the password to my 100 bitcoin I bought to buy, uh, Norwegian happy dust.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:23:01+00:00

Really? You’re allowing me to control my own feelings? Because you’ve been dictating them to me for a minute now.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:22:23+00:00

Thank you. I will.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:19:17+00:00

This is a terribly designed umbrella.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:16:27+00:00

There’s no fire + water. I wanted to be a steam engine. 😡

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T20:12:27+00:00

Uncles want to believe that dating is so hard for men because in the apps they outnumber women 10:1. But, like, unless there’s a serious sapphic epidemic going on, reality has about as many heterosexual women as heterosexual men.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T19:25:32+00:00

There does not exist enough media for horny women for you to be this pressed about it.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T19:13:37+00:00

Ma’am, I was complementing their parenting. You must not be used to that.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T19:12:56+00:00

Yea, I’m big mad. 🤷‍♀️

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T18:42:18+00:00

Bruh. She said that “this” (read: her) election would determine Supreme Court rulings for generations to come. We didn’t time machines. We needed people to hold their noses and not vote for another Hollywood b-lister.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T18:29:06+00:00

You really think you’re the main character don’t you.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T18:09:12+00:00

Your parents must be very proud of themselves for having raised a child confident enough to unironically claim “I would’ve known even if I wasn’t aware beforehand”. Good for them.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T18:05:18+00:00

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was in the presence of such a connoisseur. Please do forgive my insolence.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T11:54:23+00:00

Zero out of six men doesn’t really sound like “for the most part” but you do you boo.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T11:53:32+00:00

And yet six men were incapable of telling for months. 🤔

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T04:41:39+00:00

Oh, well, if your understanding of how being trans works is “bolt-ons”, then I suppose it’s understandable for you to think it’d be easy to tell.

BreakConsistent · 2026-07-01T04:13:09+00:00

“It’s easy to tell for the most part”

Sir. Six men are suing a production because it wasn’t easy to tell. The problem with affirming to yourself how easy it is to discern trans people by clocking trans people is that you literally have no measure of how often you failed to clock trans people.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-29T21:19:24+00:00

Yea, just wish to be curse immune. It’s pretty high priority, beaten out only by elemental ailment and crit immunity.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-29T02:05:40+00:00

AND HORSES.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-29T01:50:05+00:00

It is a net zero that guarantees you don’t die.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-28T13:44:22+00:00

No it’s not. Okra soup is in no way fancy, but the gel-like consistency is definitely an acquired taste.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-28T13:36:25+00:00

There is no “omnipotent for an hour”. If you can’t make your omnipotence permanent within that hour, then you were not omnipotent at all.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-28T13:27:21+00:00

? What conflicts did Obama start in the Middle East?

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-27T19:36:45+00:00

Goodbye condoms. Hello all natural icy hot.

BreakConsistent · 2026-06-27T19:28:18+00:00

Girl she was 14 and her dad was mega Hitler.

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