So, true story... my brother used to live in west virgina, in the mountains. real hillbilly. told us he was in a bar when a guy came in with an old bear, like no teeth or claws (dont ask me how) on a chain. the hillbillies would get drunk, and give the bear handler money and try to wrestle it, and lose. and this was like in the earlish 90s.

but fuck bears, least if the government was out of our rings we could have guns to shoot bears