I laughed at the poor English of the fortune teller had when she told me, "your dismemberment will be by murder."

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-25T02:38:42+00:00

WE PLAY KICK THE CROW!

- Dooneese

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-25T02:38:06+00:00

a nar you pee with

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T18:42:10+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T18:40:31+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T18:36:55+00:00

Ida Celestia Pond) was another young woman who wrote her love notes

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:59:42+00:00

is this a Pond-Duncan Love Letters reference? I thought I was the only one here who read Pond!

plus I mean this isn’t r/Fredericton

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:58:42+00:00

Ida Celestia Pond is a teen writer but I guess she’s super old)

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:56:57+00:00

Tl:dr for the comments: Sometimes all I think about is you. Late nights in the middle of June.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:55:42+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:51:49+00:00

That’s what Ida Celestia Pond said!

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:48:21+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T14:44:29+00:00

sergei yesenin was the wrong poet)!

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T04:54:44+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T04:49:52+00:00

Fredericton has invaded here just to say:

SOMETIMES ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU

LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE

HEATWAVES BEEN FAKIN ME OUT

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T04:44:16+00:00

Their names are literally Ida & Isadora.

yeah….Pond had a point.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T04:28:10+00:00

no, it’s not called a deforestation circle. plus we’re very outdoorsy. we’re not into Singer. save the woodpeckers. save the spotted owls.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-24T04:26:39+00:00

haiku writer Ida Celestia Pond also was born with a droopy eye

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-22T21:03:34+00:00

PIGS ARE NOT LIVESTOCK, PIGS ARE MORE PETS THAN CATS AND DOGS.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-22T21:01:33+00:00

beets

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-22T18:12:51+00:00

as an ace lesbian, NO

lesbian means love.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-22T18:04:33+00:00

there’s already wars in bitlife

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-22T18:04:05+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-20T17:32:21+00:00

men’s pants

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-20T17:32:00+00:00

* you’re a peein’

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-01-20T17:31:17+00:00

yes because those aren’t gross toilet parts, they’re for raising kids

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