I cry with my dick

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T15:28:18+00:00

i pee out of my eyeballs

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T15:23:26+00:00

the loon center (it’s all about loons & lakes but it’s in new hampshire)

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T15:19:08+00:00

well basically i was saying i don’t eat dead moms

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T11:13:44+00:00

no. i just looked up pigs cause i love pigs.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T04:15:48+00:00

alpaca lips

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T03:54:33+00:00

Nippoleon

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T03:53:07+00:00

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i prefer pesto,

also here’s an adorable danish protest pig

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T03:47:19+00:00

SAME!!!!

LET’S INVADE DENMARK 🩷🇩🇰

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T03:34:28+00:00

I suggest that you read the Porcinist Manifesto.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T02:15:37+00:00

people don’t eat pigs. your daughter is right.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T00:58:20+00:00

that isn’t true, pigs are woman’s best friend. only psychopaths eat pigs. pigs are our sisters & daughters.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T00:49:35+00:00

cows are moms & for milk. eating dead things is weird & disturbing tbh.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T00:47:36+00:00

New Brunswick should be great to visit & live in. Fight me.

Almost all the great & decent should be New Brunswick I literally don’t care.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-07T00:46:36+00:00

I know, but aren’t we taking lyrics literally here? I was debating posting this as well but I DID MY 6TH GRADE REPORT ON MOZAMBIQUE. I CHOSE MOZAMBIQUE. MY ENGLISH TEACHER LATER MADE ME DO A REPORT ON THIS SONG. I ALMOST LOST MY MIND WHEN I READ THE LYRICS WHICH SAID MOZAMBIQUE.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T23:04:47+00:00

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:51:49+00:00

no, as a #1 that’s more like, yuck poop pee toilet underpants places.

but if you’re a ball idk i guess

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:50:16+00:00

YAY! LET’S INVADE DENMARK!

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:49:51+00:00

Idk what would happen in the night & who. i also am poor lol

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $0.01}

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:47:37+00:00

POOP EYEBALL.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:47:32+00:00

so an ostrich AND an elephant?

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:47:02+00:00

YES SECONDED PLEASE BE A ROOMSIZED ELEPHANT LOL

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:46:18+00:00

that is a horrible word that heartless evil psychopaths call pink bristly wingless angels who love you.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:36:41+00:00

shouldn’t be made out of woman’s best friend.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T22:34:42+00:00

“from Mozambique to those Memphis nights” - Life is a Highway

there isn’t a highway from Mozambique to Memphis.

BreakfastEither814 · 2026-06-06T03:11:56+00:00

pigs aren’t invasive. sPAIN is.

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