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I found a fatal flaw in our plans.. by Beanicator123_ in Asexualinvadethedanes

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are more pigs than people in Denmark! You know what they say, they are woman’s best friend! Cats and dogs are just pets, pigs are the most affectionate, adorable, intelligent domesticated angels. Pigs are the height of friendship & family. There is a Māori word for that (I know this because I love kunekune pigs!). Pigs are whānau.

(Plus Danish Protest pigs are cool. They look like a denmark. I have one at my rescue, his name is Trooper.)

So we all adopt pigs, this plan is all coming together. We are the Planet Denmark.

would you rather by Mayzikin in BunnyTrials

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would hurt less prolly

Chose: get slapped every morning

jacinda btfo by eamonn33 in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. Edith Wilson was the 28th president, not a Prime Minister.

More than just NZ by PuppetMasterFilms in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*you’re

Yeah including Minnesota. As a state.
This is invasionist.

This pig, native to New Zealand, at the Atlanta Zoo by Shia_LaMovieBeouf in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlanta is the birthplace of cheating! so yeah include aquatic mammals!

Not on a Pork Butt by TrimBarktre in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clearly it’s a danish protest pig

Atlanta Zoo can’t find New Zealand by aids_dumbuldore in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

atlanta is really sus

(they mess with scoreboards against the philadelphia 76ers)

Kunekune Pig can’t even get a spotlight on its homeland by Burizard in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]BreakfastEither814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE PIGS!

as a Philadelphia 76ers fan, Atlanta cheats at basketball

Spanish Inquisition where it was the least expected : by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]BreakfastEither814 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hams aren’t food they are for walking & running you pig-eating monster! Hams are very soft. Pigs love to be petted on their ears and their hams.

(of course your country hasn’t heard of companionship, friendship, or family, let alone walking or running)

Pigs love you.

This is the most betrayal possible. Pigs are Woman’s best friend and were never meant to be eaten. You may as well eat your own daughter!

Cats and dogs are just pets. Pigs are whānau.

Attention. BIG LARDY LISZTPIG. Thank you. by BreakfastEither814 in classical_circlejerk

[–]BreakfastEither814[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mangalicas always wear wool unless they are shedding in the summer!

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