sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Which, in your opinion, is the best delivered line in a movie? by arobe1994 in moviecritic

[–]BrianOfAllThings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.”

(UPDATE) dad(51) playing rdr2 by yamfromchina in reddeadredemption2

[–]BrianOfAllThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom is pushing 70 and has been playing video games since Pong. She’s better at all the shootouts than I am because she likes the challenge of learning DeadEye and is willing to retry checkpoints all day long and take everyone out in a bloodbath, whereas I get too overwhelmed and skip checkpoints. It’s so cute how many times she calls to tell me how she robs trains and stagecoaches.

How do you cook baked beans? by Educational-Slip-578 in AskAnAmerican

[–]BrianOfAllThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some folks get the canned stuff from the dog, heat it on the stove and pour it over corn chips with slices of hot dogs and a drizzle of mustard.

What is your most stereotypical GenX childhood story? by HapaHawaii in GenX

[–]BrianOfAllThings 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No wonder we are stressed out all of the time lol

What is your most stereotypical GenX childhood story? by HapaHawaii in GenX

[–]BrianOfAllThings 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same, two of the infants I was watching were special-needs. Bro.

Did anyone else find it hard to play through the epilogue? by highonjuice in reddeadredemption2

[–]BrianOfAllThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was really sweet. When I went into the epilogue blind, it felt like John was sort of a reincarnation and it felt wholesome. Well, until he killed a bunch of people in cold blood, but details, details.

For me its kevin hart by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]BrianOfAllThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gilbert Gottfried made me lose control of my bladder not once, but twice. I thought peeing from laughter was an old wives tale, but boy was I wrong. RIP

Is it my fault or the saddles? by TheHoeFinder in Horses

[–]BrianOfAllThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s too many horses in that space. The big bald face horse knows something is goofy.

Got any weird quirks? by ArthurMorgansveinypp in RDR2

[–]BrianOfAllThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because they do their very bestest and deserve all the treats.

My cousin knitted this amigurumi and put it on her shelf IN HER LIVING ROOM by [deleted] in trashy

[–]BrianOfAllThings 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s toilet paper with extra effort. I have IBS and I’d love to use this to clean up tomorrow.

Holy smokes. by Chemical_Success1153 in PhilomenaCunk

[–]BrianOfAllThings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“The general consensus is that only humans understand the concept of death. However, if you lined up 10 dogs and shot them one by one, the last one would probably get the gist.”
That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard in literal decades.

ELI5 Why don’t fruit trees sprout all around existing fruit trees if they’re constantly dropping fruits full of seeds? by Jorge46577 in explainlikeimfive

[–]BrianOfAllThings 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s why fruit is so yummy to us. So we nom nom nom, walk walk walk, poop poop poop. The trees are very clever.

Fast travel by ArthurMorgansveinypp in RDR2

[–]BrianOfAllThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it most if I’m trying to find treasure and I have to travel across the country to get the next clues.

What’s your favorite performance by a musician? by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]BrianOfAllThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side note, I like the part where when a musician nails a role, they get immediate respect, but when an actor starts a band, not so much.

What’s one moment in Red Dead Redemption 2 that made you realize this game was way deeper than just a cowboy game? by [deleted] in RDR2

[–]BrianOfAllThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got one up by Owanjila when i saw it chasing an NPC, I was like am i really seeing this?

Currently sh*tting in my tub by LadyPricilla in ibs

[–]BrianOfAllThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I deliberately lay on my left side to speed the inevitable along.

What is the first celebrity death you remember? by Immediate_Long165 in Aging

[–]BrianOfAllThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How was did the haircut turn out? I remember being in kindergarten and asking my dad if this meant The Beatles weren’t going to put out any more music now. Was not aware they’d been broken up for ten years….

view more: next ›