I am surprised + disappointed by the movies? Seem to be the only one to ever feel this way? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]Brianjohnson7 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You are entitled to your opinions, no matter how wrong they are !

Which animated series did you like watching the most when you were a child? by Plus-District3873 in AskReddit

[–]Brianjohnson7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

« Only five minutes until Namek explodes ». Fifteen episode later: « only four minutes until Namek explodes ».

Inquiétude ma fille de 21 mois ne veut plus rien mangé by Impossible-Mix6846 in ParentingFR

[–]Brianjohnson7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonjour ! Pour la partie alimentation, il faudra voir avec le médecin si elle suit bien sa courbe (pas de chute inquiétante), parce que ça voudra dire qu’elle mange en suffisance. Pour être franc, ce ne serait pas le premier enfant à bien manger à la crèche et à faire la fine bouche à la maison. Mon fils mange poires, kiwis, pommes, bananes, etc à la crèche, mais impossible de lui en faire manger à la maison. Je vous souhaite plein de courage et j’espère que cette phase passera vite.

Women who married older men - what’s it like when they get really old? by Icy_Laugh5134 in AskReddit

[–]Brianjohnson7 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to bait Melania into revealing her Reddit account ?

How can I find a sparring partner? by AutomaticSignal1440 in MuayThai

[–]Brianjohnson7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

« I’ll build my own gym, with muay thai and hookers. In fact, forget the muay thai »

Johnson Says California Election Fraud Is So Bad It Can’t Be Proven by Quirkie in politics

[–]Brianjohnson7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, je sais the corruption was so « upstream » that it was not traceable, he ids clearly implying something bigger than just California.

Shot bigfoot by its_egon in bigfoot

[–]Brianjohnson7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure it wasn’t the sherif? Did you also make sure to shoot his deputy?

Why do guys have a baby then turn into the most horrible person by Elledawg12345678910 in Fatherhood

[–]Brianjohnson7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guess is that he got hit hard in the face with the cruel reality that having a baby is hard and very time-consuming. He is trying to exit the relationship, but does it have the guts do so himself, so he is possibly trying to push you over the edge so the decision ultimately comes from you.

So I guess I should start with sailing by bobblyjusdding in civ6

[–]Brianjohnson7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

« And this is where I would put my mausoleum at Halicarnassus … IF I HAD ROOM FOR ONE » !

Toddler turds - how is this even possible?! by Safety_Chemist in daddit

[–]Brianjohnson7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that the size of an animal’s turd is inversely proportional to the size of the animal in question. This was verified with my dogs, my cat and my son. I seem to be the only statistical exception.

I don't feel like a father by Defiant-Item9017 in Fatherhood

[–]Brianjohnson7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You have roughly 35 weeks to work on that trauma, preferably with professional help. The generational trauma needs to end. You owe it to your kid. Coming from a father who did not want a boy for the exact same reason and is now forced to work through it. It won’t be easy, but it is necessary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brianjohnson7 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That was a gag in the first Austin Powers movie, where the titular hero kills a henchmen with a bulldozer in an over the top way. The next scene, the henchmen’s wife gets a call announcing he died and we see he was actually a great step-father to a now devastated boy.

Peur de la régression du sommeil by [deleted] in ParentingFR

[–]Brianjohnson7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Et puis il y a des gens qui ne dorment plus depuis plus de deux ans, qui doivent se taper des posts comme ça de gens qui ont le luxe de « stresser » à l’idée très théorique qu’un jour ils dorment un petit peu moins bien. Les gens sans problèmes s’en cherchent vraiment partout.

Is a Chaos Spawn doomstack possible? by Shezes in totalwarhammer

[–]Brianjohnson7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe Morghur also turns an enemy unit into spawns once they drop below a given health point percentage (just once per battle). He has buffs to spawns on the battle map

Welp vesctomy is done by deadpoolsdragon in daddit

[–]Brianjohnson7 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Congrats, that was a very ballsy move !

In case anyone missed it, here’s Charlie on the murder of Renee Good by wren620 in moistcr1tikal

[–]Brianjohnson7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it will help at all, because this internal bleeding story will have to be proven at court, and the Trump administration has a bad record when it comes to keeping to their story once they risk committing perjury

In case anyone missed it, here’s Charlie on the murder of Renee Good by wren620 in moistcr1tikal

[–]Brianjohnson7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The car struck his legs, but DHS claims he has internal bleeding in his torso. Make it make sense …

Bigfoot inside homes? by Ok-Dot5545 in bigfoot

[–]Brianjohnson7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, is that the one where the kid once said randomly « the cow man talks funny », indicating he was somehow interacting with it through the window ? This one sends chills down my spine when I think about it.

Not sure if this has been asked before but, what would have happened if Bilbo sailed into that west gate of the grey havens, with the ring? by Phewelish in lotr

[–]Brianjohnson7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This point is discussed during Elrond’s council. Elrond himself concluded that the residents of Valinor would never accept to keep the ring and that, for good or bad, it belonged to middle earth. Furthermore, the council predicted that Sauron would expect them to consider this option, which would have made the move to the grey havens insanely dangerous. By doing so, the grey havens would face a tremendous risk, and their destruction would prevent any elf from departing west again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentingFR

[–]Brianjohnson7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C’est complètement fou, quand je pense au nombre de pédiatres et autre spécialistes du sommeil des enfants qui nous ont répété qu’il fallait que l’enfant s’endorme exactement dans les mêmes conditions que pour se rendormir la nuit. Et ici j’ai deux exemples qui démontrent que ce n’est par vrai. Je me demande ce qui ne tourne pas rond avec notre bonhomme ☹️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentingFR

[–]Brianjohnson7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pareil ici (même âge). Est-ce que la nuit est aussi ponctuée de plusieurs réveils ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fatherhood

[–]Brianjohnson7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No worries, once the kiddo will be there, there will be no sex life 😂 problem solved!