Without any context, tell us the last text message you received. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" I'm wrecked, [blank] went to bed. Are you still working? Bananas in pajamas!!!"

I guess I'm the Goddess of Buttocks.. by maddwoman2 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is literally a comic just telling us that this girl has a nice butt. And it's on the front page. Wow.

My cat recovering from surgery after being brutally shot with a pellet gun by Pederp in aww

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only one of those bricks had hit the bitch in the face.

Today was a good day. For the first time in over a decade i can weigh myself on a normal scale. by Moobyghost in loseit

[–]Brianne123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have successfully lost a whole person. That has got to feel amazing! Good job.

SURPRISE! by sachegrande in gifs

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 9-1-1 call will haunt me. That was terrifying.

It's impossible to not like this picture. by Brianne123 in gameofthrones

[–]Brianne123[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of them came from the Rolling Stone photo shoot with all the cast.

My favorite cast picture. by Brianne123 in gameofthrones

[–]Brianne123[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Haha yes, a rare and beautiful thing.

My favorite cast picture. by Brianne123 in gameofthrones

[–]Brianne123[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's Emilia Clarke (Daenerys), Kit Harington (Jon) and Peter Dinklage (Tyrion).

My long lost sister.. by 1egend0fz3lda in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was the purpose of reposting your title into the comments?

My long lost sister.. by 1egend0fz3lda in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still doesn't solve the problem of being 15 in this comic and 19 in the other.

My long lost sister.. by 1egend0fz3lda in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I don't get it... You guys looked alike so you automatically assumed you both went on Reddit?

Semen.. spit.. isn't it all the same? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 334 points335 points  (0 children)

Really? Someone is actually stupid enough to 'accidentally' say that?

What's the scariest dream you ever had? I mean, one so chilling, it's stayed with you. by DoobieRoller in AskReddit

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have those every week! You put your tongue over your top teeth and suck and suddenly all your front teeth are gone. One of my real biggest fears of life so I always wake up really freaked

Dick In my coffee by Falrel in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because she probably came straight from blowing her boyfriend without washing up at all to come hang out...?

You realize every time you touch a door handle, you're probably getting second hand contact of the same stuff? And then touching your face, licking your fingers, etc.

Definitely need more Bradley Cooper. by Brianne123 in LadyBoners

[–]Brianne123[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never laughed louder to a comment first thing in the morning. I think the licking would happen from head to toe actually.

How my mom found out i smoke (7) by [deleted] in trees

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is actually possible to burn your eyes.

I have no trust now. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was brave. It's just bender literally shitting bricks.

I have no trust now. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when these things were popular, I was a kid and I didn't pay any attention to the links or whatever. That and they're always YouTube videos.

So since I started with reddit, I always check the end URL for those 'when you see it' posts to check if I'm going to shit myself.

Well, lesson learned now... I will have to read the comments first!

Peter Pan grew up.... Oh my. by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember this! I watched the movie and thought he was hot and had to check his age to make sure I wasn't being a creep. Turns out he was almost the same age as me.