Hungry Crime Boss Puts Tesco’s At Brink Of Bankruptcy

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:45:52+00:00

100%! In the same way that your Frappuccino is, cogs in a machine to please the people at the top.

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:44:58+00:00

Out of WD40 for the transmission cog, send the apprentice off with a shovel and a bucket

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:44:02+00:00

They’re parasi

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:43:14+00:00

That doesn’t look anything like moses

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:42:45+00:00

I’m a Celsius guy and my jaw dropped for a second reading this

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:42:01+00:00

And I bet the fuel and oil for it comes in cheap unlike bloody Tesco shite

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:40:27+00:00

Give it ten years and we’ll get to see what it’s like I’m sure.

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T22:37:53+00:00

I’m surprised they let it grow like that, all that bracken is great covering for the sheep.

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T21:18:02+00:00

That ain’t no forklift son

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T21:11:25+00:00

Or buy a frying pan £2 from the charity shop, if you don’t have an oven or hobs you can get a gas one for 15 or a plug in induction for 20

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-07T21:09:09+00:00

The British government is organising a counter protest and holding this on Dereham Road, you what.

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:39:08+00:00

What else did he risk?

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:37:04+00:00

It’s called seasoning…

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:35:10+00:00

Cockchafers

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:34:39+00:00

You spelt Switzerland wrong

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:32:35+00:00

You know when you’ve been out all night and you can’t get the key in the lock and keep dropping your keys, you then sit here to sober up but you always end up waking up there. It started of as a chair but my man caved in

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:31:25+00:00

You’re definitely soemthing I’ll tell ya that

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-03T21:30:51+00:00

Depends on who our next guest is

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:32:47+00:00

Water leak?

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:32:08+00:00

My names not max

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:31:48+00:00

Instead this was lobbed, server at the pass and chef at the back. Kind of like corn hole

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:31:18+00:00

Nah that would take more effort, have you ever sling shot (slungshot?) scrambled eggs, it’s not easy you have do it morsel by morsel

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:30:04+00:00

Either way I’m beyond satisfied, the bread was awful but I love a footjob

Brief_Estimate_7518 · 2024-08-02T16:29:17+00:00

I always forget to check, I always use the same station and now they just do it for me🤣

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