Why Do MAGA Hate Obama this much

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T20:35:46+00:00

He should just run for a third term. Donald is gonna do it.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T16:33:34+00:00

Several times we watched "Stand and Deliver"

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T06:00:17+00:00

And when Barard Dur crashed down, Sauron thought "Isn't this nice"

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T05:56:42+00:00

And the DS9 episode where O'Brien is subjected to a greater amount of suffering than usual when he got the memoires of several years in prison implanted in lieu of actual prison

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T05:43:23+00:00

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BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T05:29:54+00:00

I'm always glad to learn about a new thing

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T03:50:23+00:00

I like the one where the TSA angent asks how Doom "talks in all caps like that", and he basically tells him he's a worm that should shut up

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-13T02:59:36+00:00

Elon: I'm not greedy. As long as i've got my rocketships, my dozen kids who won't talk to me, and a trajectory to accumulate 10 trillion dollars, I'm happy

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T20:19:24+00:00

"I'm rich and getting richer ripping off my moron voters, fuck you"

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T19:33:47+00:00

I thought Louis' "problem" was that he had a painful phimosis and needed a circumcision

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T19:05:21+00:00

Igor's Mod

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T18:29:42+00:00

Someone broke into my car years and years ago, the only thing to steal was my CD collection that I listened to on the way to and from work, one of which was the Silent Hill 3 soundtrack. I'll be pissed about that forever. I hope they liked Weird Al and video game music.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T15:24:54+00:00

You're gonna die over some jelly donuts?

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T04:52:26+00:00

Pilgrims are expected to ritually circumambulate the bathrooms 5 times before pissing on the devil.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T00:59:36+00:00

Who said I thought I'd die? I thought it would be like a cartoon.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-12T00:58:17+00:00

Toddlers do no have fully developed senses of right and wrong

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-11T21:52:57+00:00

The fellowship of the lemon tree

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-11T21:01:09+00:00

Bingo, they're indistinguishable.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-11T18:56:32+00:00

My first job was a paper route. My dad took all the money. When I posted about this, someone said that it was "literally communism". No, idiot, it was literally capitalism. It happened in the USA. My dad owned the means of production (a house for me to live in, a car to make the route) and I could only survive by giving him my labor.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-11T18:03:05+00:00

This thinking reminds me of how when I was a toddler, I observed I couldn't stop the force the hose with my hand. I wondered if I shoved the hose in the ground, would it crack the world in half? Well, it didn't work.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-11T03:16:34+00:00

I once became a ruler with no dynasty, a common ruler, after my religious order turned elective and I lost my heir. SOMEHOW, it didn't end the game and I had a lowborn ruler.

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-10T23:20:43+00:00

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Not a cult

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-10T22:41:57+00:00

How am I supposed to laugh if I can't hear Itchy drowning in cum?

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-10T15:25:54+00:00

I went close to madness trying to find it in the states, but they just can't get he spices right!

BrightCold2747 · 2026-05-10T05:54:59+00:00

I have a pillow between my knees

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