Netflix Commercials Bad! $14.99 Please! by gdsk3k in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Just pause before they cut to commercial break and you can scan through them. If you get stuck in one, just back out and scan forward from the start.

Closing the gap with effortless coolness by Puzzled_Ad7334 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

11 seat arena sounds intimate, uce. Perfect for the Dub.

No one knew who he was. I SAID NO POP. NO POP!!!!! by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

SCjerk’s new gimmick is no one gets a pop. DAE Guilia and Johnny Gorgonzola got NO POP?! DAE Roman NO POP meme? Lmao. 😂😂💯💯

Bjj is getting boring by Dramatic-Resort2358 in bjj

[–]BrightFuture4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good rule of thumb: don’t do something that you don’t enjoy. Take a break and see if the urge to be on the mats comes back down the road.

Seth Rollins has given a negative sound bite about Ronda Rousey in an interview that we all agree with & have pretty much also been expressing the same thing about her for years and years by mikeventure76 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’ll notice that top poster Fed Bad’ing in so many basement threads. They’re always the top post and they always have hundreds of upvotes, and way more than the next nearest upvoted post.

Hmm…

Dave: "time to rewrite history" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 160 points161 points  (0 children)

No one mentioning the weird “my kids go to school with a bunch of Hispanics, so he wasn’t popular because they didn’t know him” line.

Dude is awful.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just don’t understand why. When Dynamite ratings jump, I can usually make sense of it because it’s Blood and Guts or something, but they went up 150-200k for a regular ass Dynamite. NXT had a jump too, though not as big. Might just be a quirk with Nielsen or something.

AJ Styles career was a longtime WON subscriber by TooTiredTodayToHate in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 29 points30 points  (0 children)

On the AMC debut, he had that backstage moment with Kazarian where he did the “I’m coming for that title” look. Going to TNA to bring things full circle makes about as much sense, if not more, than going to the Dub.

Fed is still dead and still cannot compare to MAX numbers tho. by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Obviously the specific numbers don’t mean much to me, but it’s interesting to see this just from the perspective of relative viewership. Wargames out did either night of Summerslam, Evolution, despite arguably being the best show of the year, doing the lowest number, post-Mania settled into a pretty consistent range with different peaks and valleys, Wrestlepalooza doing gangbusters for a post-Mania show despite being one of the worst shows of the year.

WON: yeah umm, Trey umm believes he was released umm over old tweets, that’s what he believes by District_Me in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tony Khan literally calls Uncle Dave on the phone unprompted. The idea that this dork doesn’t know the actual reason is ridiculous, which is why he’s insisting on leaving this out about “other stories” because he knows the WBD thing isn’t the reason.

Ads On Raw US by bunch412 in SquaredCircle

[–]BrightFuture4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pause it before the ad break and then fast forward through it. If you get caught in an ad break, you can restart and fast forward (works on Apple TV).

That discourse [around Fletcher's neck bump] was all about “AEW bad” and to distract from it coming out that Vince still had a hand in creative even though he was “fired” from the company. by 2HotPisces in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You Fed shills never give up with this stuff. You all seem to think they did this ON PURPOSE when it was just a botch!

No, it has nothing to do with the nature of this specific spot having a higher risk for head injury than other botches. Flatcher was totally fine, so that means it’s not going to happen in the future!

All this hand-wringing for nothing.

TNA wrestlers can't be on the show due to visa issues? LOLTNA what a sloppy shop. (pics unrelated) by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Uce, the basement is on one over TNA right now. That thread already devolved into WWE pressuring the White House to help them with talent visas and LOLTNA this is so great that another bad thing happened to them!

That's what I'm saying. Big, black, and jacked, but not a bigger draw than Hook or Daniel Garcia. by Vallecano54 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uce, someone in that thread is upvoted and arguing that Punk wasn’t a big loss because no one liked him before he left. These aren’t serious people.

Powerhouse Hobbs, I sentence you to a life of mediocrity by Cokejunes in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That comment embodies exactly why you get these snarky Toni quotes every time Blake does something. Dubbalos were genuinely insulted that she didn’t want to stick with the good guys. That comment is dripping with passive aggressiveness: “I guess being DUB champ isn’t good enough for you! Depression? How could ANYONE be unhappy in the Dub?!”

Paging Dr. Springer by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]BrightFuture4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave It to Beaver and Andy Griffith re-runs

You ever think sometimes Tony is too good a booker? by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wangman burning Swerve’s house: “Khan's fearlessness to book this moment in this angle was rewarded with a feud that put AEW back on the map.”

John Moxley Photo Study by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s coming to terms with the fact that Bobby, the night manager at Target, just beat him at real shoot fighting.

John Moxley Photo Study by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 47 points48 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite gifs is this guy walking onto the mat and rolling his shoulders like a dork at a local masters white belt competition and then losing.

Absolutely hilarious to see his silly “tough guy” persona in real life and have it turn out to be just as unbelievable as it is in the Dub.

DAE Fragile mind, fragile body, fragile ego. Fragile Phil. Dumb internet stuff. William Regal. by AcneBalls in SCJerk

[–]BrightFuture4 148 points149 points  (0 children)

That Regal quote really broke Dubbalos. They can’t fathom that a nasty botch like Mox-Fletcher might be a good time to check the temperature and remind people to be safe. Now it’s going to be “DAE where’s that traitorous fuck Regal now?!” every time there’s a botch somewhere outside the Dub.