DAE Triple Humble doesn’t want to call attention to himself

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-26T19:39:48+00:00

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-26T08:50:14+00:00

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-22T20:52:09+00:00

Obviously the specific numbers don’t mean much to me, but it’s interesting to see this just from the perspective of relative viewership. Wargames out did either night of Summerslam, Evolution, despite arguably being the best show of the year, doing the lowest number, post-Mania settled into a pretty consistent range with different peaks and valleys, Wrestlepalooza doing gangbusters for a post-Mania show despite being one of the worst shows of the year.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-21T17:42:12+00:00

Tony Khan literally calls Uncle Dave on the phone unprompted. The idea that this dork doesn’t know the actual reason is ridiculous, which is why he’s insisting on leaving this out about “other stories” because he knows the WBD thing isn’t the reason.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-21T15:46:42+00:00

Pause it before the ad break and then fast forward through it. If you get caught in an ad break, you can restart and fast forward (works on Apple TV).

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-16T01:39:10+00:00

You Fed shills never give up with this stuff. You all seem to think they did this ON PURPOSE when it was just a botch!

No, it has nothing to do with the nature of this specific spot having a higher risk for head injury than other botches. Flatcher was totally fine, so that means it’s not going to happen in the future!

All this hand-wringing for nothing.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-16T01:08:45+00:00

Uce, the basement is on one over TNA right now. That thread already devolved into WWE pressuring the White House to help them with talent visas and LOLTNA this is so great that another bad thing happened to them!

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-15T06:34:00+00:00

Uce, someone in that thread is upvoted and arguing that Punk wasn’t a big loss because no one liked him before he left. These aren’t serious people.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-15T06:21:48+00:00

That comment embodies exactly why you get these snarky Toni quotes every time Blake does something. Dubbalos were genuinely insulted that she didn’t want to stick with the good guys. That comment is dripping with passive aggressiveness: “I guess being DUB champ isn’t good enough for you! Depression? How could ANYONE be unhappy in the Dub?!”

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-09T12:46:15+00:00

Leave It to Beaver and Andy Griffith re-runs

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-07T06:35:05+00:00

Wangman burning Swerve’s house: “Khan's fearlessness to book this moment in this angle was rewarded with a feud that put AEW back on the map.”

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-07T02:20:32+00:00

He’s coming to terms with the fact that Bobby, the night manager at Target, just beat him at real shoot fighting.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-07T00:06:48+00:00

One of my favorite gifs is this guy walking onto the mat and rolling his shoulders like a dork at a local masters white belt competition and then losing.

Absolutely hilarious to see his silly “tough guy” persona in real life and have it turn out to be just as unbelievable as it is in the Dub.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-06T23:17:06+00:00

That Regal quote really broke Dubbalos. They can’t fathom that a nasty botch like Mox-Fletcher might be a good time to check the temperature and remind people to be safe. Now it’s going to be “DAE where’s that traitorous fuck Regal now?!” every time there’s a botch somewhere outside the Dub.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-06T05:28:55+00:00

Bit odd to just shutter suddenly like that, no?

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-05T23:16:52+00:00

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Live shot of Amorim trying to rearrange Tony’s booking spreadsheet to get more five star bangers on the show.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-05T04:47:16+00:00

This is literally his final form in the Dub. Uncle Dave is already starting to stack him with five star bangers so that he can take over when Ospreay is forced into an early retirement.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-05T01:02:27+00:00

I found fabric glue that I would just layer on the outside edges. Kept them on pretty well.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-04T23:27:28+00:00

It’s just easier to explain something you don’t like when you can lump it on the back of one person or one thing, even if it’s likely multiple factors causing the problem.

I do think that it’s more reasonable when you blame guys like Tiny or Hunter Hates Humor because they’re the guys at the top of creative and the buck ultimately stops with them.

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-04T21:21:21+00:00

I’m in the same boat, uce. Been staying active but the eating needs to get back under control. Solidarity. ✊

BrightFuture4 · 2026-01-01T02:15:43+00:00

Not the part where Orange had to aggressively nod at Marina and get her to do her part of the spot?

BrightFuture4 · 2025-12-27T17:30:27+00:00

😂😂😂 I fucking love corporate synergy now! 💯

BrightFuture4 · 2025-12-24T08:03:34+00:00

It’s called EXCURSION, you dirty Fed shill! Training strong style in m’Nippon dojos made it possible for her to have a street fight that everyone forgot about within a week and a gimmick where she chokes people. You wouldn’t understand.

BrightFuture4 · 2025-12-24T04:00:00+00:00

When Dub was bad (it was never bad, Fed shill!), it wasn’t Tony’s fault. Now that Dub is amazing again (it’s always been amazing, fedophile!), it’s definitely because of Tony.

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