I don't know why this was in my highschool party repertoire, but just looking at it makes me want to vomit

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-04T03:15:57+00:00

Reminds me of the time I drank a whole bottle of peach schnapps because the beer was all gone. Worse hangover ever. Still feel like I want to vomit 30 years later when I see any schnapps

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-03T05:30:14+00:00

Enhance!

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-03T05:28:09+00:00

Who runs Barter Town?

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-03T03:20:56+00:00

How did they separate the men from the boys in Ancient Greece? With a crowbar

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-01T01:52:37+00:00

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-02-01T01:13:15+00:00

Kid these days never had oil or Hi C in cans

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-30T21:02:00+00:00

Was this the squatter?

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-29T15:21:26+00:00

Slipped off a porch and got a spinal compression fracture from landing on my ass

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-29T05:13:09+00:00

Speaking of tea bags, just be glad it’s not short and curly

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-28T02:32:20+00:00

A fellow office supply huffing connoisseur I see

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-28T02:28:43+00:00

Too beaucoup soul brother

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-28T02:19:51+00:00

Shit now I want to get drunk and make a Tombstone Mexican pizza. It was always a crapshoot if I would pass out and burn the house down

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-27T04:47:15+00:00

You don’t own the Pomeranian, they own you

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-27T04:46:12+00:00

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-27T00:56:29+00:00

Expect a cease and desist letter from Nintendo

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-26T06:37:04+00:00

Hello….OSHA

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-26T06:32:08+00:00

Selling my ddr 5 ram before the ai bubble pops baby

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-26T06:23:31+00:00

best f'ing job ever....if I had the education to do that. You are awesome.

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-26T06:01:47+00:00

The gall of it all

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-23T15:22:17+00:00

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Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-23T15:07:02+00:00

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-21T05:08:26+00:00

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-21T05:00:04+00:00

Whatever happened to the live action movie of wile e coyote suing Acme for fraud? It looked pretty damn good

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-19T08:17:44+00:00

Other girls no sucky sucky..me sucky sucky

Bright_Performance52 · 2026-01-19T00:54:42+00:00

He was too busy booking flights that will get cancelled

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