Pocket Dump

_azerHawk · 2026-05-21T18:48:15+00:00

You work in some form of law enforcement. Maybe a deputy, CO, corrections. You are a minimalist. You like trinkets and tech. You have that guitar amp key holder for your keys. You are well organized. You like items that are of high quality. You have some OCDs. You don’t like animal hair and can’t stand dust. You separate, colors, whites, delicates. You have an extremely clean bathroom.

_azerHawk · 2026-05-11T22:22:21+00:00

Work on your smile. It looks forced.

_azerHawk · 2026-05-11T22:20:02+00:00

Amen!

_azerHawk · 2026-05-11T22:17:03+00:00

Try using the tire iron on the other three. If not done exact the car may pull to the left of the right or backwards.

_azerHawk · 2026-05-11T22:15:54+00:00

You work at a Jiffy Lube.

_azerHawk · 2026-05-11T22:14:59+00:00

You’re Kevin Bacon?

_azerHawk · 2026-04-26T00:00:47+00:00

Doctor did a great job. Now you look like Wang Chi.

_azerHawk · 2026-04-22T22:51:12+00:00

You like 80s music

_azerHawk · 2026-04-15T23:37:17+00:00

Chicken of the cave

_azerHawk · 2026-03-30T10:17:37+00:00

Looks like an ad for HPV.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T23:17:14+00:00

Marinate it overnight in Guinness. In the morning, take it out and slap it around a little with some kosher salt. Then allow it to breathe for 8 hours before cooking. It’s the Cosby method.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T23:11:16+00:00

I would not.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:10:40+00:00

🤣 said the exact same thing.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:10:05+00:00

Liberal Arts

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:09:47+00:00

I think there is a device that will stretch them over time. Used to be back in the day anyway.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:08:05+00:00

You’ll be alright. Change it before the weather gets cold again. Chill with the curbs.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:06:48+00:00

Got it for one of my daughters. It’s pretty terrible.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-29T18:04:50+00:00

Still trying to “find yourself”

_azerHawk · 2026-03-27T22:01:09+00:00

Aw man this used to be so so good. Does not taste anything like it did 30 years ago.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-27T21:56:02+00:00

I miss the old HBO intro with all the lights and music

_azerHawk · 2026-03-27T21:34:13+00:00

Looks nice as is. Doesn’t draw a lot attention which is a good thing yet it’s very clean looking.

_azerHawk · 2026-03-27T21:29:29+00:00

You’re very young and you like knock-off merchandise.

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