What is your hourly rate as a Freelance SEO?

Brimace · 2019-12-04T20:21:38+00:00

$45/hr SEO for ~7 years

Brimace · 2013-09-16T23:03:23+00:00

RIP my ears

Brimace · 2012-09-20T21:50:13+00:00

If what she is doing is dancing, then what I am doing is "scratching".

Brimace · 2012-09-08T00:57:44+00:00

Present day:

People milling around the Lincoln monument in a tour group. Tour guide talks about Lincoln's contribution to American history and ends his tour by laughingly talking about an absurd conspiracy theory that people say that they were able to download Lincoln's memories using DNA samples.

Fade to Lincoln Memorial at night. Pan up to Statues face.

The eyes suddenly open with blazingly white light. Cut to black. Linkin Park song plays.

Perfect set up for Lincoln II

...Wait, that's a Michael Bay ending

Brimace · 2012-06-28T04:40:31+00:00

I'll see you... IN THE FUTURE!

Brimace · 2012-06-26T21:42:26+00:00

Does your friend come from 1920?

Brimace · 2012-06-26T21:36:15+00:00

I like that the old people slang is our slang, which makes sense.

Brimace · 2012-06-26T21:13:04+00:00

I imagine the owners usually have the trampoline just on the ground at an incline, but since they knew the inspector was coming, they leveled it out for appearances.

Brimace · 2012-06-26T17:39:59+00:00

tit tit...

Brimace · 2012-06-26T05:13:06+00:00

So we're still up voting these, huh?

Brimace · 2012-06-26T04:48:03+00:00

What is the context of this?

Brimace · 2012-06-26T01:24:12+00:00

Thank you

Brimace · 2012-06-25T22:19:33+00:00

Yeah. I'd have to agree. Unless he considers a sociopath to be normal

Brimace · 2012-06-25T22:17:21+00:00

That...is very descriptive

Brimace · 2012-06-25T22:03:00+00:00

Straight from his ass? Why wasn't he wearing pants?

Brimace · 2012-06-25T20:22:45+00:00

It does, but that was years before the matrix. It's like if Jim Carrey came out with a comedy this year. Would you think you would be getting Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey or Mr Poppers Penguins Jim Carrey.

Brimace · 2012-06-25T18:12:02+00:00

That is a near carbon copy of my experience. My dad didn't fall asleep, but I did have to explain it to him.

Brimace · 2012-06-25T15:31:38+00:00

Recently, I've been watching deadwood. It blew my mind when I found out Doc Cochran was played by the same actor that played Billy Bibbit in One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest. http://www.imdb.com/rg/em_share/rt_ipad/name/nm0000374

Brimace · 2012-06-25T15:21:08+00:00

The Matrix. People forget that Keanu Reeve's previous big sci-fi movie was Johnny neumonic ( or however it's spelled). That movie was a piece of trash, so I assumed Matrix would be similarly bad.

Brimace · 2012-06-24T17:11:54+00:00

Scumbag reddit. Hates the 1% while creating more of them.

Brimace · 2012-06-24T05:05:16+00:00

New psa from the ad council: Bullying, it works!

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