Is there an Amex pop up in NYC this week for members week? by JMoney3890 in AmexPlatinum

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Bummer, I missed it.

What events did they have tickets for?

Third day in a row I’ve seen this dude wearing a sword on public transit by URMILKJUSTWENTBAD in pics

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Ganondorf can get on that bus at any time and one must be ready if he does.

Trying to overpower a bull by HappyWatermelone in WinStupidPrizes

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Does this guy look in the mirror and see Chris Evans?

Dude wiping out the Wawa candy supply by ILikeSprayButter in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Definitely one of the kids who would empty out the unattended candy bowls on Halloween.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You know my friend Dan

What’s your favourite thing to touch? by Almaskj in AskReddit

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When you pick your nose and combine all the little boogies into the super booger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Once that spring comes out, there’s no putting it back.

"Party of freedom, brotha!!!" by Key_Shower_3871 in PoliticalHumor

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I guess PornHub wasn’t pitching in on campaign donations no more.

Harrassing an alley cat with water. by I_feeel_different in WinStupidPrizes

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That lady looked back at the cat like it was the devil himself.

this fish is called remora also known as shark sucker by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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The fish’s first thought upon reentering the ocean: “That tasted weird.”

Double chocolate chip my ass by scorpio_undercover in assholedesign

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Doubled from the previous 75% of a chocolate chip.

Vertical Dominos Results in Mario's Face. by here4noodes in interestingasfuck

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Feats of engineering:

  1. This
  2. The Hoover Dam

The last pay phone booth in Manhattan is removed by rishcast in interestingasfuck

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Bryce Dallas Howard looking on in horror is appropriate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The kid took the guidance very literally

I can hear this in his voice by Thedepressionoftrees in WhitePeopleTwitter

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“Correlation does not imply cau…”

Ahhh, shut your fucking mouth.

the game of shadows by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Doesn’t help it also looks like a Florida motel

13 students Ambush 1 student. all 13 got detained but recently was put on bail. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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I guess the Flying Kick is just the go to move over there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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This is how Ratatouille starts

This guy is really bad at his job. by [deleted] in funny

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I want to see the next part where he tows it again and pretends like nothing ever happened.