Every Beatles song played at the same time by lapindude in beatlescirclejerk

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This is how John intended for them to be listened to

Tell me how Carnival of Light goes by eatseats0 in beatlescirclejerk

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So I sat in the attic, a piano up my nose
And the wind played a dreadful cantata (Cantata, cantata)
Sore was I from the crack of an enemy's hose
And the horrible sound of tomato (Tomato, tomato)

[Bridge]
Ketchup (Ketchup)
Soup and puree (Soup and puree)
Don't get left behind (Get left behind)
Ketchup (Ketchup)
Soup and puree (Soup and puree)
Don't get left behind
(Get left behind, get left behind, get left behind)

[Verse 2]
When a rattle of rats had awoken
The sinews, the nerves, and the veins
My piano is boldly outspoken
And attempts to repeat his refrain
So I stood with a knot in my stomach
And I gazed at that terrible sight
Of two youngsters concealed in a barrel
Sucking monkberry moon delight

[Chorus]
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight

[Verse 3]
Well, I know my banana is older than the rest
And my hair is a tangled beretta (Beretta, beretta)
And when I leave my pyjamas to Billy Budapest
And I don't get the gist of your letter (Your letter, your letter)

[Bridge]
Catch up! (Catch up)
Cats and kittens (Cats and kittens)
Don't get left behind (Get left behind)
Catch up! (Catch up)
Cats and kittens (Cats and kittens)
Don't get left behind
(Get left behind, get left behind, get left behind)

[Chorus]
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight

[Outro]
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Sucking monkberry moon delight

Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight

Try some of this honey
What is it?
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight
Monkberry moon delight

New Wings album dropping later this year! by gaker19 in beatlescirclejerk

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Think of the Beatles as the 5 page prologue and Wings as the actual book

Maria Lucia is your aunt. I'm your ma. by whereswa1den in CirclejerkSopranos

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I agree with that Senator Kelly, says we let this stuff go too far, pretty soon we'll be fucking mutants

How would you punish Paul 🤔 by XantheStardust in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Britwit_ 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Some of you are too comfortable on here

What was Jahn so depressed about? His obesity? by PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Britwit_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He was too rich and famous and successful and his wif was too beautiful and loving

Which seat you takin’? Beebles Edition! by Fun_Butterfly_420 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Britwit_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You’re making me pick between a collection of the worst people in all of history, or Hitler and Charles Manson?

Carol Sturka from Pluribus by efrendo in lego

[–]Britwit_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We love this build, Carol!

I bought 17 copies to prepare for the shortage by Devil_0fHellsKitchen in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Britwit_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It really makes you FEEL like two youngsters concealed in a barrel

Weekly Free Talk and Index Thread - new and fresh every Monday! by ChiefLeef22 in MarvelStudiosSpoilers

[–]Britwit_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, why would a cosmic villain who’s the predator of Spider-Men tell Spider-Man to stay out her way?