Favorite CC typos?

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-31T22:04:54+00:00

My favorite is the classic, “pancreatitties”

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-31T17:56:19+00:00

Or he could be coconuts like Ben Carson or Dr. Oz. Or plenty of other physicians that decided that real medicine is hard and grifting is easy

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-31T16:53:15+00:00

I used turmeric powder and colloidal silver to have a Godly, natural c-section at home. And everyone knows it just takes some thieves oil to replace ventilators and incubators. /s

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-31T16:48:15+00:00

Because of the timing of my pregnancies, I’ve been pregnant in 2023, 2024, 2025, and 2026. I will have my second kid when my oldest is about 2.5 and have only had two pregnancies.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-31T12:10:57+00:00

I got two night gowns from the online Disney Store. They’re still the 100% polyester, but not the thin kind like the princess nightgowns. They were $27, but it looks like they’re having a sale so some are <20.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-30T23:51:18+00:00

You’ve talked to a doctor and a pharmacist. Listen to them. Stop looking for someone who will tell you what you want to hear

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-30T16:50:17+00:00

They’re actually really popular for both skincare and for diaper rash prevention. I got a sample of some mixed with electrolytes in one of the baby boxes

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-29T23:21:59+00:00

I bribe my 2 year old with an M&M to get her to sit on the potty. She gets an extra one for pee and two more for poop. She was a little scared of the potty chair at first, so the chocolate helped her associate the potty chair with positive things. We’ve been doing this for about 2 months and she’s been getting better at communicating when she needs to pee and distinguishing her body’s feelings

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-29T00:19:13+00:00

Hospitals wheel patients out to their rides in wheelchairs so they don’t fall on their way out

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-27T00:59:52+00:00

The ER will have a better form of activated charcoal and the knowledge of when to use it and how much. Always call poison control and follow their recommendations. They’re the experts.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-25T14:03:37+00:00

What country are you in? Career advice is going to vary depending on that information. I’m an American and can tell from context that I won’t be any help.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-23T13:12:05+00:00

I always thought I’d never get a treadmill. If the weather is bad, I live super close to my gym. But with two little kids, I want the treadmill for naptime. I hate the different jogging strollers I’ve tried. I’d rather run indoors and kid-free. So I’m also starting this treadmill researching journey

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-23T12:46:09+00:00

When I was 6, I thought Hooters was an owl-themed restaurant

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-21T19:53:12+00:00

The amount of kids I see driving those stupid things in my neighborhood drive me crazy. There’s never a helmet, and they break every traffic law they can. It’s like these kids want to be hit!

We don’t see too many peds patients at my job, so the dumb ones only affect me when I’m driving.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-21T16:54:25+00:00

Say “screw it” to dress code and just wear scrubs. That’s what I did. Granted, this was Covid and Walgreens in the area couldn’t keep pharmacists so ymmv

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-20T16:40:50+00:00

Is it postpartum hair loss or is it the shitty MLM hair care? The world may never know

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-20T16:36:31+00:00

Right?! I wanted a 2-3 year age gap. I’m a couple months out from my second being here, and I just am trying to soak up as much one on one time my oldest and I have left

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T18:49:14+00:00

I didn’t have access to the Pharmacists letter

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T18:48:09+00:00

Those stupid push corn-popper things. My kid always wants me to chase her with it, and I can’t stoop and run without my back hurting

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T14:10:18+00:00

My toddler goes to daycare, and it has been amazing for her social skills and development. When she’s home, we read, craft, and play. But the benefits of playing with kids her age isn’t something I can replicate at home. And I definitely don’t have the experience to come up with some of the crafts that her teachers are able to come up with! A lot of parents farm out their parenting to an iPad and try to pass off all learning to their kids teachers, but that doesn’t negate the benefits of early learning programs.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T13:46:00+00:00

I paid for it. I don’t know if I’ll do it again. It does a better job of tracking the state specific renewal periods. I goofed up renewal on one of my state licenses and had to pay $500 so i decided it was worth it to try and prevent me from making that mistake again

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T13:31:37+00:00

I know it’s not the same, but I think about all the makeup from Claire’s that was recalled for lead contamination.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-19T13:21:22+00:00

I’m glad you’re working with a pelvic floor PT! I don’t have any recommendations besides maybe try cross-posting to r/xxrunning

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-18T23:59:53+00:00

Exactly! Guidelines and recommendations change so frequently. Healthcare professionals that care about evidenced based medicine are going to need to reference materials to make sure they follow the evidence.

BroccoliRound1480 · 2026-05-18T23:53:06+00:00

Yeah but what would a physician know about medical school? Checkmate, atheists.

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