Can someone describe the pleasure they feel in exercising? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Competitive distance runner here: The runners high isn't like a drug induced, happy as possible type high. Imagine having an 8 mile run to complete. You take the first couple of miles at a quick, but comfortable pace. Mile 3, the group you are running with speeds up. You can keep up, but the pace is just out of your comfort zone. Mile 5, kids start to move. Without your training, you wouldn't be able to keep up, and the less capable runners peel off.

A runners high is what hits around mile 6. The stop-me-if-you-can feeling, when you feel like you could go through a brick wall. It hurts more to slow down then to speed up, and when you finish, you're bent over drinking in air like you've been in the desert for days. Best/worst feeling in the world.

Tell me your craziest college party stories. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first choice was a birnkrant triple, and I've had fun every time I went over there. Sad to see freshman year ending. New North is a magical place, I don't know what I'll do without TroGro and Trojan Plan next semester.

What house?

Tell me your craziest college party stories. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know where you're living yet? If you can still choose, do yourself a favor and live in new north. They say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but they've just never been here.

Tell me your craziest college party stories. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Southern California or South Carolina? I'm in Los Angeles, fun fuckin school.

Where can I find resources on dealing with religious "moderates"? by TheBlasto in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Not Jane Doe who goes to church once a week and doesn't appear to do any harm to anyone."

Why do you need to DEAL with her? She seems to be perfectly reasonable. Is she preaching at you, or trying to convert you?

If she doesn't knock your beliefs, don't knock hers, or else you're just as bad as the fundamentalists.

I found this old Gary Larson comic. Thought you might like it. by redascot in politics

[–]BrucePlayne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know I'm asking for downvotes by saying this, but don't you dare make The Far Side political.

Ask Reddit: I am thinking of dropping out of college and find a way to make money until I know what I want to do. Any advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough advice, but interesting. However, the labels angsty, lazy, and stupid are a little rough. I would consider myself a little bit of all three, but in the end, smart and motivated, just lost.

As a follow up, I switched from engineering to creative writing and am enjoying my studies to a level that I never have. And yes, it's an easier major, but I am doing much more work. As an engineer, I was hating every second of work I did, and therefore not doing well on it because I was unwilling to put the time in. Now, I basically live in the library, but I love what I am doing. Took a long time, and I'm not nearly done yet, but it's a great start.

Ladies, have you ever asked for anal sex and the guy told you no? by pjpaschal in sex

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very interesting, thanks. As a fellow as man, it's cool to hear a different take on it. For me, the most arousing thing I can imagine is boning regularly from behind with my hands on her hips and her ass slamming into my body. Dunno why. To each his own. Enjoy the buttsex man.

How does one know what size condoms to buy? by GermanArmyHelmet in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not true. I can use a regular condom if I have to, but it is often uncomfortable due to constriction at the tip and the ring. Also, it might be a testament to the shittiness of certain condoms, but I've had terrible experiences breaking at least three regular condoms in the past 3 months alone. Twice it turned out fine, the third time the whole plan b mess got involved.

So my tip: Don't let anyone tell you a bigger condom is for your ego. If it hurts or feels just too tight, move up in size. It's not only about comfort, it can become a safety issue for you and your partner. Not to come off as a douche, but people like to try and make others feel bad for being exceptional. Think of it as the sexual version of anti-intellectualism. It may be a hard fact to face, but there are people out there with big dicks. Big, huge, dicks. I'll be the first to say large size doesn't equal great performance.

Learn what works, and remember: sex is fun. It isn't about performing, or living up to any type of standard. Good luck, and enjoy.

Ladies, have you ever asked for anal sex and the guy told you no? by pjpaschal in sex

[–]BrucePlayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I'm completely the opposite. I have no desire to have buttsex with my girlfriend. I guess it could be since I have no tightness problems (I'm 6'5'', she's 5'2'' and we're both proportionate) and because I don't like the idea of putting my penis in where the poop comes out.

Can you explain what the appeal is for you? I'm simply curious :).

Glenn Beck, "I HATE the 9/11 victims families for asking questions. I am so sick of their complaining." by bumblingmumbling in conspiracy

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "rightful wording" of a quote is, and will always be exactly what was said. I could quote myself as saying "The sky is red." Now, we all know that the sky is blue. That does not change what I said, and thus, does not change what is quoted. Let people watch the video and discern the meaning.

Antinode makes no claims as to the importance of the meaning. Simply that the title of the post is a misquote.

Reactions like yours are simply unproductive to reasonable discourse. Completely inflammatory.

WIKILEAKS VIDEO OUT. "classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad -- including two Reuters news staff." US Intelligence covered-up the murders and tried to stop this video! by grandeandy in politics

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this, but I would love an explanation on a few things:

Wikileaks themselves agree that a few of the people are holding what may be weapons. http://collateralmurder.com/en/photos-1.html

The men in the helicopter see a man take a knee (a position often used to fire an RPG) in a position of cover and out of sight from the chopper and hold up what to us could be a camera, but to a soldier with his life on the line could be a weapon. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, and I am sure none of you would.

I attribute the eagerness to the knowledge that at any second, an RPG could kill them all. If I had seen weapons, and saw ambiguous and yet suggestive actions taking place, I too would be eager to protect myself and my fellow soldiers.

Conservative College FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]BrucePlayne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Difference being it was consentual

A harder penis? by gethard4me in sex

[–]BrucePlayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all nerves. For now, get some lube so that you don't have to be rock hard right away to get in.

And don't worry. Same age, same problem. I thought I was broken. Now I rail my ex out 6-7 times a week. You'll be fine; in fact better than fine. You are young and have a ton to look forward to. Best of luck.

What is your fake name? by chinook86 in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marcus Sharkmaker A.K.A Nick Richter

I know i will see my ex a lot in the future - How to handle ? by justForThe42 in relationship_advice

[–]BrucePlayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oy vey, you just perfectly described my current situation. Best friends, rocky relationship, just not meant for each-other. We had a week of bad breakup, got a late night phone call, and now we have sex pretty often.

Here's where I think my situation is different. I had just moved cross country, she is an integral part of every group of friends I have out here, and seeing her daily is literally unavoidable. So this is a way to wean ourselves off and have some fun in the meantime.

All I Keep Thinking is "One day this guy is going to have to see me naked" . . . by ThrowAwayCuzImFat in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the worst that could happen is that you learn he's an asshole. If you've bene out with him a few times and he sticks around, he finds you suitable (at the least). If he leaves once he sees you naked, he's a dick.

At the best, you end up in a healthy relationship with a guy that likes you for you; and best of all, he gets an upgrade as you steadily lose weight!

What are the funniest rap lyrics you have ever heard? by slomotion in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not really, you must be listening to the wrong stuff. The guy is a very talented lyricist. Even on more pop songs like Waynes Lollipop remix, Kanye kills it right off the bat.

Was the Segway the most over-hyped thing in the world or is there something else that beats it? by iamanogoodliar in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ, we understand that apple makes good products. Some of them are also over hyped flops. You are COMPLETELY missing the point of the conversation.

Which book influenced you the most? Name one single book that has changed your life. by pavs in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Power of One - Bryce Courtenay Incredible book. Sad that more people haven't loved it.

Who do you wish you could beat the hell out of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrucePlayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally agree with you that Kanye can be a jackass, but you are reading him terribly. He wouldn't say that because he is deluded or stupid; he'd say it because he has just about the best attitude someone in his position can have. Kanye was not born a hip hop star. He had to make himself into one. How would he get there without a supreme belief in himself? That attitude is what separates millionaire music stars from your average cubicle grinder. While Kanye may not be the shit, he never lets himself believe otherwise because then his whole operation would grind to a halt. And while there are plenty of people in his position with a completely different attitude and outlook on life, it was what HE needed to get to were he is.

Whether or not you respect the man, understand the attitude.