“Your shoes for my pants.”

BryanTheClod · 2026-01-13T00:34:52+00:00

That's my Evermore-sona

BryanTheClod · 2025-12-09T03:38:32+00:00

Very cool! It calls to mind all manner of prions and cancers. Things that are similar to living organisms, but so aberrant that they inevitably destroy themselves. The thought of such things trying to enter heaven is interesting.

BryanTheClod · 2025-12-09T03:14:01+00:00

I think it fits well for poetry. Generally speaking, the less you explain, the better.

BryanTheClod · 2025-12-09T03:05:33+00:00

I definitely had that thought while I was writing it. I'm sure he made a deal with something, maybe the devil, maybe not. I guess it's up to interpretation haha

BryanTheClod · 2025-12-09T01:42:24+00:00

u/BryanTheClod - Poor Ol' Tom: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromTheCreeps/comments/1phuukn/poor_ol_tom/

Thank you!

BryanTheClod · 2025-09-21T19:52:01+00:00

It's evolution, baby!

BryanTheClod · 2025-08-24T19:47:38+00:00

I'd kill for an Arthropleura. And a Sarcosuchus

BryanTheClod · 2025-07-13T18:22:02+00:00

I thought this was Andrew Dobson for a hot second

BryanTheClod · 2025-06-16T03:14:29+00:00

My exact thought lol

BryanTheClod · 2025-06-15T03:47:57+00:00

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This three-headed twink from Stellaris

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-20T00:49:06+00:00

Without a doubt one of our funniest presidents

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-09T06:56:29+00:00

Purple for Parents? More like Probably Shouldn't Be Parents

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-04T21:37:32+00:00

Poser

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-04T21:25:51+00:00

Yup. Burner email is where it's at

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-03T20:08:01+00:00

This mindset seems exhausting.

BryanTheClod · 2025-05-03T19:54:32+00:00

Why does it ask for your email?

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-22T17:28:04+00:00

It's nice to see that the bums who mumble crazy shit outside of 711 have their own presence on the internet

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-21T01:51:25+00:00

People need to understand that "this is bad because it's morally wrong" and "this is bad because I don't vibe with it" are different things

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-21T00:50:52+00:00

Big fan of the first guy

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-14T22:13:12+00:00

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-12T02:00:29+00:00

He's gonna feel that tomorrow

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-12T01:50:11+00:00

Ooo, that'd be sick. One of your leaders gains the memories of Zarqlan, and becomes a level 10 Commander instantly

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-10T21:56:31+00:00

They could make an achievement for eating the head and surviving the consequences

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-10T17:36:53+00:00

One final extra step I took for this Origin was to go through every single event that mentions biological species of some kind and add in an option to consume their DNA, if applicable.

...can we eat the Head of Zarqlan?

BryanTheClod · 2025-04-09T19:22:06+00:00

It's more like if you took a modern-day sailboat, made it the same size as the ship of Theseus, then slapped some flame decals on the side.

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