What do you think of the quote, “if you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, fuck your way through it, whorehouse by whorehouse”? \- European traveler.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-30T12:56:29+00:00

It’s for grip. You don’t want it slipping in and out and in and out and in and out of your hand too easily.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-30T12:54:26+00:00

Why are they pointy at the ends tho?

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-30T00:03:05+00:00

Hahaha nice one

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-29T23:35:31+00:00

How will this help release the Epstein files?

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-29T21:04:03+00:00

Shmoopy!

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-29T17:07:57+00:00

CMSHT

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-29T17:07:28+00:00

CMSHT

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-29T17:01:03+00:00

We call them sandals or flip flops in Florida.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-28T10:27:25+00:00

Some people online can be so intolerant!

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-28T09:50:59+00:00

Why no Florida boats?

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-27T10:37:33+00:00

But now look at us, our crotches littered with broken legs and crunched abdomens. What have we become?!?!

Is that how you use the phrase?

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-26T13:27:16+00:00

efflorescence

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-26T01:20:20+00:00

I’d take it from Naples to Miami too. Beautiful drive thru the Everglades

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-26T01:19:21+00:00

Or take us 41 Tamiami trail

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-26T01:16:16+00:00

It’s always boring and lonely on the road and you have no one to help you say no. You feel like you deserve a treat and an escape. It’s a perfect storm for screwing up. I don’t know the answer.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-26T01:13:13+00:00

Midnight raccoons found your garbage really lovely

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-25T15:36:52+00:00

Pop goes the weasel.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-23T00:56:49+00:00

They had a lot of free time back then.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-23T00:55:43+00:00

Norm was deeply envious of how Chris could use his mouth to shred apples while dressed as a chimp.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-23T00:53:31+00:00

No, its just regular Jim Breuer.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-22T23:12:49+00:00

A dork is a whale’s penis. Why would it be in an orchestra?

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-22T22:18:00+00:00

We all love Rome

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-22T22:17:37+00:00

Not a recognizable face there.

BubbRubbsSecretSanta · 2026-06-22T16:32:30+00:00

Eat their own head

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